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[kingofthetvworld]

[I hope you like sobbing bears because that's exactly what you're getting right now. Teddie looks pathetically into the screen with what appears to be a...kazoo in his mouth, held in the same manner one would comically hold a cigar.

He probably found that thing in the junk pile. Ew. I hope he at least washed it before sticking it in his mouth...]

Is there anyone not going crazy right now?! 'Cause I don't know how long I can bear this!

[At first it was kind of funny, but after dealing with being on the other end of mood swings and sudden dinosaurs, it's becoming just a little too much. It'd be nice to know if there's at least someone out there who's a tiny bit stable. Who woulda thunk this would be so stressful?

He ends his message with a cute little note from the kazoo.]

Comments

[tearsofsteel]

I hope you washed that, Teddie.

[Is he great or what?]

[video] this post needs some JUSTICE

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Puns are the lowest form of humor, delinquent.

1/2

[kingofthetvworld]

Of course I did!! The very idea--

2/2

[kingofthetvworld]

You're scolding me~!

[Does that mean you're normal?]

[video] SO MUCH JUSTICE

[kingofthetvworld]

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about!

[tearsofsteel]

...and?

[As normal as he can be, anyways.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Quick! Now tell me how great I am!

[video] an un-bear-able amount of justice?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Really. The bear thing. Because you're.....[Fill in the blank time!]

[Video] Pawssibly

[kingofthetvworld]

...A hot stud?

[tearsofsteel]

I guess so? You're a good guy, Teddie.

Does this have to with...what's been going on lately?

[kingofthetvworld]

[That was a test, you failed. Thankfully he's too distracted by his question.]

So you noticed it, too?! I thought I was going out of my mind!

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[inferiordude]

T-Teddie...

I can't believe you went and found a kazoo, little dude. I'm so sorry about before.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh, he totally found one. And it's awesome. And he's not sure if he wants to share with you anymore, Soundwave.]

Are you gonna get all creepy and depressing on me again?

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[inferiordude]

No, I don't think so. I felt a lot better after some better music from Kay an' Miko an' some others.

I'm real sorry. Please don't be sad. You don't have to forgive me, but I feel awful that you're out there alone.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He plays cold shoulder for a little bit, swear to god he's like a little kid. He plays two more cute little notes from his kazoo before looking back into the screen, eying Soundwave suspiciously.]

...I never said I was alone. Who said I was alone?

[He's totally alone.]

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[inferiordude]

Well, I don't see anyone else with you. Are ya alone?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Curse you and you're vision.]

Maybe a little... Although the kazoo has been awfully kind to me.

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[inferiordude]

[Sorry, Teddie. He was made with functioning optics.]

Would you like some company? With the kazoo.

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[kingofthetvworld]

...

[Okay, he gives in.]

YES!! A million, zillion times yes!! That's all I ever want!

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[inferiordude]

[B-baby!]

All right, Big Bear. I'll c'mon over and give you a lift, okay? I'll play some excellent rock an' we can chill.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He wipes his big bear eyes with one of his paws, his kazoo making stupid kazoo noises thanks to the sobbing.

He nods.]

I'llwaitoutside

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[inferiordude]

[Fortunately for Teddie, this completely breaks his ember and he thinks it's sort of really precious, bloobloobloo.]

That's my strong, brave bear.

M'on my way.

ACTION;

[kingofthetvworld]

[Thank god someone tolerates this nonsense. As soon as Soundwave says he's on his way, Teddie hurries his little feet out of that joint as fast as his legs can take him. Sadly, that's not very fast and eventually he probably tripped and rolled the rest of the way out. Regardless of his travel methods, he is out there and waiting, if not a little out of breath.]

ACTION;

[inferiordude]

[Eventually! A band van pulls up and the front passenger door swings open. The interior is blasting rock music, as promised; some variation on KISS, no doubt.

There's a joyful honk from Soundwave's horn.]

Hey! C'mon in, little dude.

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[thxforthememories]

I'm not crazy.

[HAHAHAHA. Hah.]

What's that you have...?