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[kingofthetvworld]

[I hope you like sobbing bears because that's exactly what you're getting right now. Teddie looks pathetically into the screen with what appears to be a...kazoo in his mouth, held in the same manner one would comically hold a cigar.

He probably found that thing in the junk pile. Ew. I hope he at least washed it before sticking it in his mouth...]

Is there anyone not going crazy right now?! 'Cause I don't know how long I can bear this!

[At first it was kind of funny, but after dealing with being on the other end of mood swings and sudden dinosaurs, it's becoming just a little too much. It'd be nice to know if there's at least someone out there who's a tiny bit stable. Who woulda thunk this would be so stressful?

He ends his message with a cute little note from the kazoo.]

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[inferiordude]

No, I don't think so. I felt a lot better after some better music from Kay an' Miko an' some others.

I'm real sorry. Please don't be sad. You don't have to forgive me, but I feel awful that you're out there alone.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He plays cold shoulder for a little bit, swear to god he's like a little kid. He plays two more cute little notes from his kazoo before looking back into the screen, eying Soundwave suspiciously.]

...I never said I was alone. Who said I was alone?

[He's totally alone.]

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[inferiordude]

Well, I don't see anyone else with you. Are ya alone?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Curse you and you're vision.]

Maybe a little... Although the kazoo has been awfully kind to me.

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[inferiordude]

[Sorry, Teddie. He was made with functioning optics.]

Would you like some company? With the kazoo.

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[kingofthetvworld]

...

[Okay, he gives in.]

YES!! A million, zillion times yes!! That's all I ever want!

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[inferiordude]

[B-baby!]

All right, Big Bear. I'll c'mon over and give you a lift, okay? I'll play some excellent rock an' we can chill.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He wipes his big bear eyes with one of his paws, his kazoo making stupid kazoo noises thanks to the sobbing.

He nods.]

I'llwaitoutside

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[inferiordude]

[Fortunately for Teddie, this completely breaks his ember and he thinks it's sort of really precious, bloobloobloo.]

That's my strong, brave bear.

M'on my way.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Thank god someone tolerates this nonsense. As soon as Soundwave says he's on his way, Teddie hurries his little feet out of that joint as fast as his legs can take him. Sadly, that's not very fast and eventually he probably tripped and rolled the rest of the way out. Regardless of his travel methods, he is out there and waiting, if not a little out of breath.]

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[inferiordude]

[Eventually! A band van pulls up and the front passenger door swings open. The interior is blasting rock music, as promised; some variation on KISS, no doubt.

There's a joyful honk from Soundwave's horn.]

Hey! C'mon in, little dude.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[It's a lot to take in, actually. Teddie doesn't listen to a lot of rock music, especially American. It makes his ears twitch and it reminds him a little of Kanji's cellphone ringtone. It's actually kind of nice to have something slightly familiar, even if it is Kanji-related.

But that's not important. This is a car ride.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[CAR RIDE CAR RIDE CAR RIDE or van. Same thing.

Teddie rushes in, making noises just as joyful from his kazoo as he tries to fit himself in there. Vehicles just weren't exactly designed with egg-shaped bodies in mind.

Teddie doesn't seem to care, however, as he admires just about everything he can see. He's a very easily impressed bear.]

This is fantastic!

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[inferiordude]

[The door closes after Teddie rushes inside.]

Heh! Glad you approve.

Do you know how to put on a seatbelt, little dude?

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[kingofthetvworld]

You definitely get the Teddie seal of approval. I--Seatbelt?

[Teddie looks around, already his lack of motor vehicle knowledge is showing. The train and bus didn't have seatbelts...

Not to say that he didn't know of them, he just never used one before.]

I think I can do it... Just give me a sec.

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[inferiordude]

Heh, then I am totally honored, Big Bear.

Yep. There's a belt hanging up there to your right. Pull it down to the buckle to the your bottom left of the chair. Okay?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie grabs the belt and pulls it quickly, only to accidentally let go and somehow manage to smack his face with it.

Rinse and repeat.

Once he FINALLY gets a good grip, he struggles with trying to get it around is large, round body. These seatbelts are clearly some kind of demon...]

Nngh... This is a lot harder than it looks like...

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[inferiordude]

Heh, you just practice with that. An' be careful! I don't want you accidentally hurting yourself again.

Where do you wanna go?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He continues to try... and fail. Thankfully he has enough sense to avoid getting smacked with it by now.]

I dunno, there really isn't much here, is there? I wish this place had a Junes, then we could play in the carts or something. I don't think that bar is open, either.

[Okay, this seatbelt is getting ridiculous. With a frustrated groan, Teddie finally gives up and starts to unzipper his head like it's a completely normal thing to do. Vehicles are clearly not bear friendly.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Once he throws off the bear head and slips out of the remainder of the suit, he presses his back flat against the seat and buckles that belt like a freakin' pro. TAKE THAT.]

There!! I conquered the belt.

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[inferiordude]

Oh.

[He keeps driving.]

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[inferiordude]

WH-WHAT THE FRAG??

Is that a normal organic thing? You're a human? You're a human! Oh my ember you're not a bear!

I am so confused right now!

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie's eyes look back and forth as he taps his fingers together awkwardly.]

It's... it's a long story--BUT LOOK! I got the belt on.

[HE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, let's not make this weird.]

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[inferiordude]

W-well... good job on the belt!

Wow this is. ... Well, it's different, but that's not bad!

But if you ever wanna tell me what that's about sometime, I'm down for that? You're still the same dude I met, yeah?

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[kingofthetvworld]

I dunno who else I would be.

[There's a nervous chuckle. Oh, he'd tell you, Soundwave, if he didn't have such a hard time explaining it before. He feels like it's best just to leave it alone.

He grabs his kazoo and sticks it back into his mouth.]

I still think we should do something fun. OH! I haven't found a tambourine yet.