Noisy Boy, The Steel Samurai (
wakizashi_straight) wrote in
re_alignment2012-07-01 06:33 pm
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[Video -> Text] [Transmission Originating From: Vectorian Sector]
[The video is only on for a few moments - long enough to show a purple bot with wide shoulders, a samurai helmet, and glowing yellow optics - before shutting off. After that is a burst of text.]
Many of you exceed WRB height restrictions. You also violate a number of other WRB regulations, including illegal use of weapons and possession non-standard upgrades.
I am not where I should be.
[He would just like to let you all know YOU ARE SO ILLEGAL. SO. ILLEGAL now down to a few extra messages-]
If anyone happens to see Charlie Kenton I would like to be informed. He is a human with short, dark hair and brown eyes. He also has a son, Max. I do not wish them to be alone with unfamiliar bots if they come here.
Gunmax. Thank you for the ride, when we arrived. It was kind of you.
To the bot with the fins on his head: My name is Noisy Boy. 'Soundwave' is a terrible name.
And there was a red and white bot. I apologize if I fightened you somehow.
Many of you exceed WRB height restrictions. You also violate a number of other WRB regulations, including illegal use of weapons and possession non-standard upgrades.
I am not where I should be.
[He would just like to let you all know YOU ARE SO ILLEGAL. SO. ILLEGAL now down to a few extra messages-]
If anyone happens to see Charlie Kenton I would like to be informed. He is a human with short, dark hair and brown eyes. He also has a son, Max. I do not wish them to be alone with unfamiliar bots if they come here.
Gunmax. Thank you for the ride, when we arrived. It was kind of you.
To the bot with the fins on his head: My name is Noisy Boy. 'Soundwave' is a terrible name.
And there was a red and white bot. I apologize if I fightened you somehow.

[Video]
[She stifles the smile that's threatening to break out as she speaks, because being worried about regulations..?]
I don't think there's any need to worry about those regulations, however. Most of us aren't from Earth, so, they wouldn't apply.
[Text]
I only have one mode: the one I am in. Unless compressing to six feet to fit in my travel crate counts as an 'alternate mode'.
[B-but he's always worried about the regulations. They're his life!]
It is not worry when bots clearly do not comply to them. Point of origin notwithstanding. And I cannot simply let them go.
[Text]
[She shrugs and silently noted that she had been right; the brief flash of the bot hadn't really looked like he had any parts or kibble ot make any sort of alternate mode.]
Why would... or should, an alien species that happen to be mechanoid comply with rules made by... humans, I assume, if they made you?"
[It's probably because while he's obviously sentient and intelligent, humans did make him. Not that she altogether understand, or is perfectly confortable, with what that means. They have A.Is as well, but is this... Noisy Boy, A.I or something more, but yet not possessing of a spark?
And what about the other Earth-made robot she's talked to; McCrane?]
[Text]
[Seems like that would be awfully complicated. Changing from a vehicle to a robot. Seems like it would use a lot of charge, too.]
I was built by humans, yes. We have not encountered bots not made by humans before, so why should I think they would not?
[It's an easy enough question to counter with, really. How could he know already that other bots wouldn't comply with the regulations he knows, when there haven't been any before?]
[Video]
[Tapping her cheek in thought, Elita shrugged. It was still strange to considering mechanoids... or robots, who couldn't transform.]
You're on what's an alien, for you, metal planet, and I assume you met the native cybertronians... And yet you'd assume the rest of us would be built by humans?
[It's a curious thought to Elita, and she's amused enough to have a smile lurking about her lips.]
[Text]
[He may be smart, but the whole 'other life-forms' thing... wasn't exactly a thought process he indulged. Until now, anyway.
And First Contact isn't a concept he's familiar with either, as if it's not obvious.]
[Video]
I can see why you wouldn't make that assumption at first, but now?
[She pauses briefly.]
Ah, you assumed only our hosts were alien mechanoids native to Cybertron?
[Text]
[Much to his eternal confusion. He couldn't even say different at that point, either, unless someone guessed at it.]
It would seem that none of us knew what the others might be. Now we have a better chance to find that out.
[Video]
[She tilts her helm at first and then nods. While they had looked... slightly different, as she'd actually met at least Solus Prime, she had been relatively sure they were cybertronian before having it confrmed.]
They looked familiar enough to me, but just familiarity isn't enough to base any conclusion about the situation on, no. I suppose the hardest thing now, will be to figure out who comes from where...
[It's a strange though, to actually have mechanoids around that aren't cybertronians.]
[Text]
[Noisy Boy simply has the distinction of being one of the more interesting-looking bots, really. But he's met too many bots not to recognize certain design patterns.]
The easiest way to learn would likely be asking them. [It would narrow things down at least.]
[Video]
[It's mostly interesting since there's no difference in design in-universe as far as Elita is aware. But then, she's vaguely aware that humans' type of culture would lend itself to a greater disparity in design, perhaps?
Cybertronian culture varies over the planet (or did) as well, of course, but not in how frames look.]
It's just a matter of keeping track of who comes from where. [She laughs, quietly and briefly, but amused, still. So many variations, and probably so many more still that they don't know about and that aren't here.]
[Text]
[He's not even sure if Zeus knows of him. Noisy Boy's career had been on the downslide before the other bot had even been built. Still, it's easy to tell these things. For him, at least. Could be because of how much he traveled, of course.]
I know. Still, it can be important. [Who knows how mixed up things could get without knowing that? Dogs and cats living together, bot!]
[Video]
Primus is one thing, this... somewhat different, even if she could eaily see something like their design aesthetic coming from the creator/originator of their sparks as well.]
Or a single creative aesthetic, is perhaps the better way to phrase it.
[She nods.] If anything, it might help when people get injured.
[Text]
[Because that seems a bit odd to him. They're all robots, they don't just... spring fully-formed out of the mud or something.]
[Video]
I'm not sure how the very first were created, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were the only ones Primus created frame and spark both.
[And then she shrugs, for real this time, the back-mounted panels shifting behind her.]
Our sparks come from Primus, conducted through the Creation Matrix; our frames are built by others of us who're already present, and then the spark is introduced to the finished frame.
[Text]
What are sparks?
[Video]
Not a complete one at any rate.
[She grimaces at that, touching the center of her chestplates.]
It looks like a ball of energy.
[Video]
[That's why a scant few of them have acted so superior to him? Energy?]
[Video]
[She shrugs.]
Perhaps not exactly, but it's as close as it can be if I've understood the concept and words right.
[Not just just "energy" Noisy Boy.]
[Text]
[Getting up when they should stay down. Though he's pretty sure that most of that is just a lot of talk from the announcers.]
[Video]
[Elita shrugs, quietly turning this idea over in her processor. It's still a strange thing to think about humans... or even other mechanoids as maybe having something similar to sparks, but at the same time, it does make some sort of sense.]
[Text]
[They don't seem to, though he's had more than a few handlers talk directly to him before... and not just through his headset.]
[Text]
And, in your opinion, is it better they don't know you're sentient yet?
[Text]
[It wasn't like they'd done it on purpose, after all.]
[Video]
[Since if they weren't, she could see that end... badly.]
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