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[ The video opens up on a cybertronian-sized table. And on it-- standing on it, that is -- is Megamind. He's got a few things set up here, and he has a rifle with strange designs on it. ]

Alright. I get it. Ha ha ha.

"Cereal killer."

[ He gestures, takes the gun up, aims-- and fires. And ...cereal begins to materialize mid laser-stream, flaky deliciousness pelting his target. ]

I thought, you see, about dismantling this pranked gun, but then I realize...

I realize that there are a lot of folks who've got to ear. When was the last time anybody had breakfast cereal? So... What will you give me for boxes and boxes of cereal? You humans need your grains! Here's a good supply!

Well? Anybody? Start with the offers! I'll start selling you people boxes of delicious crunchy foods!

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[Give? Thieves do not give.]

You better watch out, I could sneak off with a few.

Got to find me first, kid.

How hard can it be? You're a walking blueberry man.

[ a twitch and a sneer ]

I am a most cunning supervillain!

...

No way.

Yes, totally. Hello. [ He's in costume look at him of course he's a supervillain. ]

OH WOW. I've never met a real supervillain before.

Do you have an evil laugh? An arch-nemesis?

A trusty steed?

...well, yes, all of those things.

Wow. And I bet you have laser guns and alligators, too.

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. . . tell me you didn't build that.

[Because, seriously . . . what. Even Wheeljack isn't that glitched.]

I totally did! It...

It didn't come out as planned.

I had all of the above at home.

Here... well. Here, nobody has much of anything.

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What exactly were you intending?

[Curious jet is being ~~bored and nosy~~ curious.]

I know what you mean. I don't even have a fancy hideout here.

So unfitting of a Great Thief.

Well, I can't tell you now. Because then you'll try and find a way to counter it.

But trust me, it wasn't this.

I totally do. But I'm not sharing!

Humans eat those LITTLE things? [Those doesn't look very tasty to him.]

Well, yeah. Grainy goodness! Fiber, you know?

[ pause ]

Guess you don't, actually.

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[Huh . . . clever little organic. Yeah, okay, he'll let it go for now, just nodding.]

Point.

Name's Thundercracker. You?

Oh.

Then I guess I'll just have to steal it.

I am called Megamind!

[ He is the cleverest! ]

You can't steal my lair. It's mine. I already stole it!

Well I'll DOUBLE steal it!

[That gets a giggle.]

I am a GREAT thief, you know.

But I am a greater supervillain! [ So there. Oneupmanship is go! ]

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