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[ The video opens up on a cybertronian-sized table. And on it-- standing on it, that is -- is Megamind. He's got a few things set up here, and he has a rifle with strange designs on it. ]

Alright. I get it. Ha ha ha.

"Cereal killer."

[ He gestures, takes the gun up, aims-- and fires. And ...cereal begins to materialize mid laser-stream, flaky deliciousness pelting his target. ]

I thought, you see, about dismantling this pranked gun, but then I realize...

I realize that there are a lot of folks who've got to ear. When was the last time anybody had breakfast cereal? So... What will you give me for boxes and boxes of cereal? You humans need your grains! Here's a good supply!

Well? Anybody? Start with the offers! I'll start selling you people boxes of delicious crunchy foods!

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[Give? Thieves do not give.]

You better watch out, I could sneak off with a few.

Got to find me first, kid.

How hard can it be? You're a walking blueberry man.

[ a twitch and a sneer ]

I am a most cunning supervillain!

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No way.

Yes, totally. Hello. [ He's in costume look at him of course he's a supervillain. ]

OH WOW. I've never met a real supervillain before.

Do you have an evil laugh? An arch-nemesis?

A trusty steed?

...well, yes, all of those things.

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. . . tell me you didn't build that.

[Because, seriously . . . what. Even Wheeljack isn't that glitched.]

I totally did! It...

It didn't come out as planned.

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What exactly were you intending?

[Curious jet is being ~~bored and nosy~~ curious.]

Well, I can't tell you now. Because then you'll try and find a way to counter it.

But trust me, it wasn't this.

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[Huh . . . clever little organic. Yeah, okay, he'll let it go for now, just nodding.]

Point.

Name's Thundercracker. You?

I am called Megamind!

[ He is the cleverest! ]

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. . .

[Because your processor is apparently disproportionate to the rest of your skinny frame?]

. . . I can see why.

You been here long?

[ That's one way to put it. ]

I was one of the first on this godforsaken rock.

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Humans eat those LITTLE things? [Those doesn't look very tasty to him.]

Well, yeah. Grainy goodness! Fiber, you know?

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Guess you don't, actually.

NNNNNNNNnnnnnnooo I actually don't. Are those GOOD for you then?

Yup. Balanced diet and all that.

My kind only needs energon to survive.

You know _{sharing your food} even if you ask _something in return...it's almost nice.

Shut it, tin can.

[Blurr smirks.] Being GOOD would be so Bad to you?

Hey no turning it around like that. This is merely to alleviate boredom.

Besides, how do you know I'm not going to deliver their tasty cereal by firing on them?

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