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[ The video opens up on a cybertronian-sized table. And on it-- standing on it, that is -- is Megamind. He's got a few things set up here, and he has a rifle with strange designs on it. ]

Alright. I get it. Ha ha ha.

"Cereal killer."

[ He gestures, takes the gun up, aims-- and fires. And ...cereal begins to materialize mid laser-stream, flaky deliciousness pelting his target. ]

I thought, you see, about dismantling this pranked gun, but then I realize...

I realize that there are a lot of folks who've got to ear. When was the last time anybody had breakfast cereal? So... What will you give me for boxes and boxes of cereal? You humans need your grains! Here's a good supply!

Well? Anybody? Start with the offers! I'll start selling you people boxes of delicious crunchy foods!

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Got to find me first, kid.

How hard can it be? You're a walking blueberry man.

[ a twitch and a sneer ]

I am a most cunning supervillain!

...

No way.

Yes, totally. Hello. [ He's in costume look at him of course he's a supervillain. ]

OH WOW. I've never met a real supervillain before.

Do you have an evil laugh? An arch-nemesis?

A trusty steed?

...well, yes, all of those things.

Wow. And I bet you have laser guns and alligators, too.

I had all of the above at home.

Here... well. Here, nobody has much of anything.

I know what you mean. I don't even have a fancy hideout here.

So unfitting of a Great Thief.

I totally do. But I'm not sharing!

Oh.

Then I guess I'll just have to steal it.

You can't steal my lair. It's mine. I already stole it!

Well I'll DOUBLE steal it!

[That gets a giggle.]

I am a GREAT thief, you know.

But I am a greater supervillain! [ So there. Oneupmanship is go! ]

You just wait. I'm gonna steal from you and be the best thief ever.

I'll even steal your socks.

You'd have to find me first, and I'm quite adept at not having my lairs discovered!

Oh. Is that a challenge, mister?

Challenge implies you'll rise to it, my dear.

No, no, I'm afraid I just don't have that sort of faith in you.

!!

So cruel to a lady...~

I'll just have to PROVE it.

We'll see about that!

You can't escape me, Mr. Villain!

You better be prepared.

I've already escaped you by being much more clever than you! [ SO THERE. ]

You'll never find me.

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