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re_alignment2012-09-15 03:42 am
sariexmachina) wrote in re_alignment2012-09-15 03:42 am
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[Video/ Origin: Nexus Prime's Temple] ...Scribblenauts? (Backdated to earlier this week)
[Sari laughs as she turns on the camera; briefly giving a closeup of her eye before deliberately setting the camera down on the floor.]
So, I got the cooooolest surprise this morning!
[Despite the scavenged nature of...pretty much everything in the Haven, what few second-hand items that are visible on the screen make it obvious this is the room of a little girl.
Patchy pink quilt.
Stuffed robo-teddy, minus some stuffing.
Scraggly purple plant in a cracked pot.
Dolls in mis-matched clothing.
Half used crayons...
Scribbly drawings of Autobots and Decepticons alike...that dance into view all on their own.
...What.]
Hehe! Check this out!
[Flat and partially transparent from where the crayon didn't quite fill them in, the two-dimensional creations still manage to caper around the three-dimensional world, brandishing bits of twigs or metal fragments or just their flat fists at one another. Optimus, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Prowl, Ratchet - the gang is all there and valiantly (and comically) fending off the equally comical attacks of the tiny Decepticons. They make no sounds of their own, aside from the sound of things being knocked over, but word bubbles appear over their heads as if drawn by an invisible hand, and weapon attacks create brightly colored BAMS and POWS and ZOWIES that dissipate into crayon-colored smoke. Scribble!Lugnut's P.O.K.E. attack makes a especially impressive cartoon boom, sending them all flying, much to Sari's gleeful amusement.]
Aren't they awesome!
[She beams, watching the fight and cheering on the appropriate side. It's the most amazing thing EVER!
...Too bad she can't help but be a little wistful, watching the messily-drawn shapes of her friends when most of the real ones aren't here.]
So, I got the cooooolest surprise this morning!
[Despite the scavenged nature of...pretty much everything in the Haven, what few second-hand items that are visible on the screen make it obvious this is the room of a little girl.
Patchy pink quilt.
Stuffed robo-teddy, minus some stuffing.
Scraggly purple plant in a cracked pot.
Dolls in mis-matched clothing.
Half used crayons...
Scribbly drawings of Autobots and Decepticons alike...that dance into view all on their own.
...What.]
Hehe! Check this out!
[Flat and partially transparent from where the crayon didn't quite fill them in, the two-dimensional creations still manage to caper around the three-dimensional world, brandishing bits of twigs or metal fragments or just their flat fists at one another. Optimus, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Prowl, Ratchet - the gang is all there and valiantly (and comically) fending off the equally comical attacks of the tiny Decepticons. They make no sounds of their own, aside from the sound of things being knocked over, but word bubbles appear over their heads as if drawn by an invisible hand, and weapon attacks create brightly colored BAMS and POWS and ZOWIES that dissipate into crayon-colored smoke. Scribble!Lugnut's P.O.K.E. attack makes a especially impressive cartoon boom, sending them all flying, much to Sari's gleeful amusement.]
Aren't they awesome!
[She beams, watching the fight and cheering on the appropriate side. It's the most amazing thing EVER!
...Too bad she can't help but be a little wistful, watching the messily-drawn shapes of her friends when most of the real ones aren't here.]
[video]
[No face? Pfft, big deal! She knows giant robots have to drink, right? Even if it isn't obvious HOW.]
...That isn't how justice works, dummy!
[video]
You're gross.
[He's actually even less mature than you, Sari. Congratulations?]
Look. I have a cape. That means I am Justice incarnate.
[deal with it.gif]
[video]
[...which one is the robot child again?]
And your face and your cape are ugly!
[video]
Hey, at least I'm not the one with the huge freakish malformed head. And that whatever you call a face.
[Oh, yeah, he went there.]
Pft. You wouldn't know style if it ripped your head off.
[video]
[She is NORMAL, dammit! Perfectly normal, nevermind the robotic insides. Nopenopenope.]
But you! Looks like someone already did rip your head off!
[video]
[Weirdo. Big headed weirdo.]
I'm a lean, mean awesome machine. [You ignoramus how could you not see that?]
[video] haha I love this~
I'm human, stupid!
[Totally. Completely. Human.]
And you're still ugly!
[video]
[Oh ouch that wounds him.]
You can't appreciate how awesome I am with your optics all the way on the sides of your head like that.
[video]
[And then she just. Screeches in incoherent, childish fury...and sticks out her tongue, blowing a raspberry.]
You're so dumb! That's not what I was saying at all!