Rafael 'Raf' Esquivel (
deusexraf) wrote in
re_alignment2012-09-16 10:17 pm
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2. [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]
[the video feed opens to dim room. or- not even really that. you can't quite call it a room, it's too /small/. and the walls appear to be made of...
...cushions. and sheets. and...
...oh, look. it's the inside of a pillow fort! complete with two youngrobo children, one of which is dutifully typing away at a computer, seemingly oblivious to the fact his Device has managed to roll off and start recording of its own accord. the other one is...well.
stuffing herself with candy and already well on her way into a full-on sugar rush. The animated scribblebots can only distract her for so long. Rummaging through the pile of candy wrappers and finding only a snoozing scribble!Bulkhead under the scraps, Sari frowns as the sweet supply appears to be tapped out.]
...Raf. Raaaaaaaf.
[he looks up, blinking once]
Hm?
[She fidgets, twisting a bit of the scrap between her fingers until she can flick a gumball wrapper-turned-folded-football over his laptop screen and into his lap.]
I'm booored. There's no more candy!
Well, I brought most of what I had left....
[Which means she ate waaaay too much, but she'll never admit it. Instead, she jumps up, sending wrappers and scribbles scattering everywhere.]
Ugh! Well come on then! We built this awesome fort, and we're not doing anything with it!
Just give me a minute, okay? I want to finish writing this! [and he looks back down, typing quickly. we're talking turbo speed barely pausing as one of the scribblebots lands on his laptop]
But you've been typing on that all daaay! We can't even watch a movie with you doing that!
[his eyes move to another part of the screen] It's only been...[blink] It can't have been that long?
Oh, it so has!
[And...her grin turns a bit evil. Slowly, she leans down, snagging up one of the spare pillows she'd been sitting on. The scribblebot is perceptive enough to let out a word-bubble filled with only exclamation points, and leaps away from the laptop.]
[Raf is only barely used to those, blinking at the word-bubble before turning to see what it's surprised at, and then his eyes widen] You wouldn't!
I would!
[And she pounces with a girly shriek, swinging the pillow right at his head.
...Glasses? Laptop? WHO CARES!
to which Raf yelps, and promptly slams the laptop shut, ducking to protect it and - well, to AVOID THAT PILLOW]
SARI! Not fair!
Totally fair! Everything is fair in pillow fights!
[And she doesn't hesitate to swing again, bapping him on the back of the head and ejecting a good dozen feathers from the ratty thing in the process.
At least let me put my laptop away-!
[he's not waiting for her to give him permission, quickly sighting a cushion to shove it under for protection and diving to do so.]
Nope!
[She giggles, not worried about it in the slightest, instead upping her attack into frenzied swinging. Bap! Bap! Bap!
Raf only takes this abuse for so long, though; he manages to grab a pillow of his own, knocking over a couple in the process, and using it as a shield for a second or two before swiping at her legs.
unfortunately, the action ends up knocking some of the other cushions loose, and they fall - some on the Device, blocking it from view. there's the sounds of the pillow fight continuing before something knocks said Device off]
...cushions. and sheets. and...
...oh, look. it's the inside of a pillow fort! complete with two young
stuffing herself with candy and already well on her way into a full-on sugar rush. The animated scribblebots can only distract her for so long. Rummaging through the pile of candy wrappers and finding only a snoozing scribble!Bulkhead under the scraps, Sari frowns as the sweet supply appears to be tapped out.]
...Raf. Raaaaaaaf.
[he looks up, blinking once]
Hm?
[She fidgets, twisting a bit of the scrap between her fingers until she can flick a gumball wrapper-turned-folded-football over his laptop screen and into his lap.]
I'm booored. There's no more candy!
Well, I brought most of what I had left....
[Which means she ate waaaay too much, but she'll never admit it. Instead, she jumps up, sending wrappers and scribbles scattering everywhere.]
Ugh! Well come on then! We built this awesome fort, and we're not doing anything with it!
Just give me a minute, okay? I want to finish writing this! [and he looks back down, typing quickly. we're talking turbo speed barely pausing as one of the scribblebots lands on his laptop]
But you've been typing on that all daaay! We can't even watch a movie with you doing that!
[his eyes move to another part of the screen] It's only been...[blink] It can't have been that long?
Oh, it so has!
[And...her grin turns a bit evil. Slowly, she leans down, snagging up one of the spare pillows she'd been sitting on. The scribblebot is perceptive enough to let out a word-bubble filled with only exclamation points, and leaps away from the laptop.]
[Raf is only barely used to those, blinking at the word-bubble before turning to see what it's surprised at, and then his eyes widen] You wouldn't!
I would!
[And she pounces with a girly shriek, swinging the pillow right at his head.
...Glasses? Laptop? WHO CARES!
to which Raf yelps, and promptly slams the laptop shut, ducking to protect it and - well, to AVOID THAT PILLOW]
SARI! Not fair!
Totally fair! Everything is fair in pillow fights!
[And she doesn't hesitate to swing again, bapping him on the back of the head and ejecting a good dozen feathers from the ratty thing in the process.
At least let me put my laptop away-!
[he's not waiting for her to give him permission, quickly sighting a cushion to shove it under for protection and diving to do so.]
Nope!
[She giggles, not worried about it in the slightest, instead upping her attack into frenzied swinging. Bap! Bap! Bap!
Raf only takes this abuse for so long, though; he manages to grab a pillow of his own, knocking over a couple in the process, and using it as a shield for a second or two before swiping at her legs.
unfortunately, the action ends up knocking some of the other cushions loose, and they fall - some on the Device, blocking it from view. there's the sounds of the pillow fight continuing before something knocks said Device off]

OSHI-
of course, it's hard to ignore when the ground is OPENING UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
he shouts in surprise, falling back] WOAH!
Waaah!
[Sari tumbles back with a scream, only startled at first - Raf is better at this than she thouuuuuughgghhhh!
Driller emerges, and she really lets out a scream, flailing back away from the hole that was their fort.]
he loves you all
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[wait, he- he /knows/ that tentacle. even as he's dropping the pillow and grabbing on to the tendril wrapped around him, his mind is racing and he's hearing that aggression towards Sari and his fear takes on a new route]
Driller! NO!
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[She stumbles back, screeching. It's going to eat Raf and squash her! There isn't much at all she can do against something that huge - but as she jumps back and away from the slamming tentacle, her defenses activate anyway with a flare of static, revealing robot hands and tiny energy blasters.
...Robot cousins, Raf?]
Go awaaaay! Leave us alone!
[It's shrill and terrified and Sari shouts it while back-peddling away from the hole as fast as her tiny legs can take her...but she still tosses an energy bolt at it as she goes.
Not that it will do much of anything at all.]
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Sari what did you do
Sari what are you /doing/, present tense?]
Both of you, stop it!
[this is his attempt at sounding the most Authoritative he can
it needs a little work, but it's not bad]
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Stop it?! THERE IS A GIANT WORM-THING TRYING TO EAT YOUUU!
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KILL.
The Raf the red thing is evil and causes pain! The Raf could die if it stops.]
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he is going to do his darned best to calm this situation down]
She's not going to hurt me-! And she's not evil, she's Sari!
Sari, he's not- he's just scared! And Driller, you're scaring her, too!
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[She's not throwing any more energy bolts, but she sure is shrieking now.]
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The Raf can't say she isn't trying to cause hurt, she was hitting and shooting. Although it does stop slamming tentacles down. Instead just watching carefully and screeching to match that shriek.]
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[SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY.]
Sari, he's not going to hurt me or you, and you're not going to hurt him - or me. [he pats the Driller's tendrils, the ones wrapped around him] Right? We're friends. Friends.
[weirdest. diplomat. ever.]
Forgive me ladies, it's been a hell of a week :[
[If anything, her voice is getting even more shrill. Somehow.]
It attacked us in the first place!
s'okay man ♥
indeed
Raf pats the tendril again, trying to soothe the Driller]
Because he was scared. He still is!
;3; bweee
[It sounds a lot like you like this giant wormy thing more than you like her. And that.
Is just.
Not fair.]
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[okay wait maybe not so good idea call out Sari as smarter than Driller in front of said Driller...]
She is so, Driller. You scared me, too.
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[If it wasn't a giant, building-sized monstrosity, she'd be throwing things at it already.]
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seem to overestimate how much sway he has over the Driller here
Raf just sort of has a helpless look on his face at this point, looking from one to the other as he rubs at the back of his head. eeeeh...]
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Despite her fear, they are just standing there. And Sari has never had a lot of sense. So when it ruffles it's plating at her, she bristles right back, hissing at the giant robot tunnel worm of death.
Raf why aren't you saying anything gawd.]
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Hey! You know, he's really good at playing fetch, and you've got a really good arm, Sari!
[8D?!??!?!?!]
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-Say what? I can't play fetch with that! Why would I play fetch with it!? It wants to eat me!
What's it going to fetch, anyway? A car? I can't throw a car!