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Okay seriously... someone give me the lowdown on organics.

Are they poisonous or not? Someone once told me they could control minds too.

[And spit acid. That someone needs a good kick up the exhaust pipe.]

I don't get why they have to be on Cybertron with us.

[Maybe stick them in a cage somewhere they can't get hurt. Or turn bots into guitars.]

Oh yeah... what's soccer?

[It's been a while and he's forgotten who he was supposed to talk to about that.]

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[Come on, you look like a cat. You are the last person who should complain about organics, Cheetor.]

Oh yeah. They also have the nasty little habit of sticking to you if you let them too close.

[Cheetor doesn't know what a cheetah is, nor has he ever seen a cat before. Try to explain that one.]

I know that much. That Kay thing kept trying to get close, it was kinda gross.

Huh, sounds like an epidemic. Well, good luck, buddy. You'll certainly need it. Sooner or later they'll team up and go after any bot they lay eyes on. I think they like to go for the skinny guys first...

Or they're completely harmless and whatever you heard before is a bunch of scrap. But, hey, you didn't hear that from me.

[Now he deeply suspects you're making fun of him bub.]

That's what I want to know! Are they harmless?

I think I could believe it either way...

Except where that Kay creature is involved.

[What? Him? Never.]

Trust me, they're harmless. Annoying, but harmless. ...Especially that one.

Mind control? Poison?

[Confused Ginrai is confused.]

That's just crazy.

Soccer is what Americans call football.

Not as crazy as you think! You never know right?

[Anti-organic propaganda says a lot on the subject.]

...

So what is 'foot ball'? I hear it's a cool game.

[And that's all he knows about it.]

I think I'd know if I did either of those things.

[A smile.]

It's a great game! You have two teams, and the players can move the ball anyway they want, except for using their hands. And the object is to get it into the other guy's goal, only they have a goalie who can use his hands, trying to stop it.

[Stare. Give him a moment.]

Uh... no. Regular human can't do anythin' of that. They're kinda average, even weak, for carbon-based lifeforms.

[Cliffjumper just shakes his helm; he could bring in "enhanced" humans in this, like the Neo Knights, but better keep it simple, right?]

They're here like anyone else of us is here, that thing in the sky. It doesn't seem to care what it brings in, so the humans get to struggle on a planet they don't fit on.

[Helm tilting, Cliffjumper wonders about the random question about soccer and shrugs.]

Soccer, or football. It's a game humans play with a ball, an' two opposing teams, kickin' it around with their feet.

What about organics in general? Are you sure none of them can melt your wires with their fluids?

And what are their planets like? I bet they're pretty bad.

[Sigh. You're going to make him be honest, aren't you?]

Organics in general probably can't. None I'm aware of anyway. Some humans get powers an' stuff, but that part of the population's tiny.

Dunno. Nebulon was kinda similar to Earth. Haven't seen to many others.

All I know is that humans'll take you apart if you let 'em.

Edited 2012-09-19 16:56 (UTC)

R-Really?

How do they do that?

With their acidic fluids?

Actually, it was more like huge drills.

Cheetor I....can we TALK please?

[Well look who happens to be on his tiny list of 'People Cheetor doesn't want to talk to.]

I dunno, I think I'm a little busy right now.

Call again in a few million stellar cycles, and then we'll see.

[;w; come on, give him another chance.]

I can't remember much about our conversation ^{but I know} that I told you some pretty nasty<7i> things and I wanted to apologize. iwasnotmyself.

[You hurt his feelings, stomped on his dreams and aspirations, and severely damaged his ego. It'll take more than this to make him forgive you.]

You know what? You can take your apologies and stuff them up your exhaust pipe. I don't care, jerk.

I hope never see your face again.

Edited 2012-09-21 18:45 (UTC)

[While I was not myself >: it shouldn't count!]

I didn't mean any of the thing I said or did. [At least the ones he remembers.] That was not the real me AND I can't member exactly what happened between us but I am truly sorry even if you aren't interested in my apologies. IS there any way I can MAKE IT UP to you?

...

But if..that's what you really want I'll leave you alone.

[There's a silence as Cheetor glares irritably at the wall. Cheetor isn't an unforgiving person in general, but what Blurr did hurt, even if he hadn't meant it. The feeling of being completely shut down and mocked is still fresh in his mind, and he can't bring himself to forgive Blurr just yet. Part of him wants to. To put all of this behind them and be happy again.

The anger seems to ebb out of Cheetor's voice, leaving him sounding tired and (if you listen closely) a little sad and disappointed.]

Just... leave me alone okay?

Edited 2012-09-22 00:24 (UTC)

But...

[Blurr doesn't want the conversation to end this way, but there's nothing he can do to make Cheetor feel better. And he said he would leave him alone if he asked.]

Take care.

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yes they are incredibly deadly
they have giant fangs and they will puncture your soft robot skin and suck out your delicious robot fluids
and then youll die a horrible rusty death of poison and disease

soccer is an organic weapon
they make you watch some guy kick a little ball around until you die of boredom

. . .

[...]

U-uh...

basically the only way to save yourself is to learn to brew beer
beer is a magical potion that if you give it to most organics they will love you
and not touch you
and kind of just go off and fall asleep
(ps don't try to kill them you'll just catch their nasty organic diseases)

Hey, come on. There's plenty of room for all of us here, man. Way more than enough.

Who even told you that stuff?

no dude play along come on
we are totally toxic waste dripping
zombies
or something

Aw, c'mon. Don't give him the wrong idea. We're not zombies.

... I don't know how he found out about the mind control, though.

I KNOW RIGHT
we keep that so secret

[Oh it's another one! This one seems different from Kay, but for some reason Cheetor can't figure out how.]

I never said there wasn't...

They're things I've heard back home!

...

So are your bodies squishy and ooze fluids? I heard your kind break easily.

I, uh, technically, yeah, we are full of fluids and stuff? I don't know if I'd say we were oozy...

I've been investigating and gathering information on the humans (and other non-Cybertronians) here myself. I can forward you a copy of my data so far, if you'd like.

However, I can tell you that humans are not poisonous nor do they spew acid, and on that note, don't think too deeply into what a certain mono-eyed Autobot with a helicopter alt mode and twisted sense of humor tells you. [Way to be vague, bro.]

As I see it, the humans are here for the same reason we are: that is, not by choice. So in a sense, we're all sort of the same. One shouldn't be too quick to judge others, you know. [huff]

Also, I've heard something about soccer. It's related to human feet. Somehow.

[But that sounds like a lot of reading! Cheetor doesn't want to stay still longer than twenty seconds for the sake of knowledge. Even now he's pacing wildly around his room, not caring to sit down while he talks to people.]

I think I know which glitchhead you're talking about.

[Did you just reprehend him?]

I'm not judging! I just... it doesn't feel right to have them... uh... here? No wait! It's just better for everyone... What I mean is-

[Hey how about a subject change.]

Yeah, so soccer. Humans call it 'football' too.

[Ambulon can't help but feel a little sorry for the guy. Look at you, so awkward.]

I guess 'football' makes more sense, unless 'soccer' translates to the same thing.

... Kicking a ball around as a sport does sound like a good way to release aggression, I suppose? [What is "fun"?]

Fleshybots are disgusting! Hnnnzzz, should squish them if you can.

no see
if you squish them
the toxic waste gets in your toes

and then your feet fall off

I don't want to kill them though.

[Killing things is never the answer silly Waspinator.]

Besides, they might get their organic fluids all over your stabilizing servos.

Could alwayzzz just shoot them.

[ Totally overlooking that whole not-killing thing. ]

I haven't met any poisonous ones. Or those who can control your mind. [But control your body....]

What part of we're stuck here didn't you get?

[Well an organic should know best...?

Unless she's tricking him somehow, but even he thinks that's a little paranoid on his part.]

So there's no such thing as a poisonous organic?

What about your planets? What are they like?

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