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[copperkitty]

Okay seriously... someone give me the lowdown on organics.

Are they poisonous or not? Someone once told me they could control minds too.

[And spit acid. That someone needs a good kick up the exhaust pipe.]

I don't get why they have to be on Cybertron with us.

[Maybe stick them in a cage somewhere they can't get hurt. Or turn bots into guitars.]

Oh yeah... what's soccer?

[It's been a while and he's forgotten who he was supposed to talk to about that.]

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[lightupthenight]

yes they are incredibly deadly
they have giant fangs and they will puncture your soft robot skin and suck out your delicious robot fluids
and then youll die a horrible rusty death of poison and disease

soccer is an organic weapon
they make you watch some guy kick a little ball around until you die of boredom

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[copperkitty]

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U-uh...

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[lightupthenight]

basically the only way to save yourself is to learn to brew beer
beer is a magical potion that if you give it to most organics they will love you
and not touch you
and kind of just go off and fall asleep
(ps don't try to kill them you'll just catch their nasty organic diseases)