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[goldblooded]

Noisy Boy's got some friends here, yeah? You guy should be careful around him, old thing's completely blind. No question about it. All those punches to the head must have knocked something loose.

[AKA can you believe Noisy insulted his obviously gorgeous self?! Only blind people don't fawn over him. And nobody likes blind people.]

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[wakizashi_straight]

I do not envy you the enemies you must be making.

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[goldblooded]

They're just jealous.

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[wakizashi_straight]

Why would they be jealous?

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[goldblooded]

Why wouldn't they be jealous of me.

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[wakizashi_straight]

That is not an answer, Midas.

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[goldblooded]

Sure it is.

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[wakizashi_straight]

No. It is not. You are terrible at this.

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[goldblooded]

And you're terrible at keeping your head.

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[wakizashi_straight]

That happened once, in the last five years of my career.

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[goldblooded]

And look at how it took for someone to care about fixing you.

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[wakizashi_straight]

He did not have the money to, and I am an expensive bot.

If you attempting to rile me, you will fail.

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[goldblooded]

Which is why he sold your head for a quick buck right?

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[wakizashi_straight]

I still do not believe you. So that will not work to rile me, either.

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[goldblooded]

Doesn't mean it didn't happen.

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[wakizashi_straight]

Unless Charlie or Max are present to explain the situation, I do not believe you at all.

[Welcome to the "Unwavering Faith In His Humans" portion of tonight's program...]

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[goldblooded]

What if one of the other humans show up? Would you believe them?

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[wakizashi_straight]

They are not my handler, or related to my handler. Why should I?

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[goldblooded]

Fine, stay in denial.

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[wakizashi_straight]

You have lied about me once already. I do not see a reason why you would not lie again.

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[goldblooded]

I punch off heads, not hang them on the wall. Your head stays out there long enough and it could take away my attention.

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[wakizashi_straight]

You are that interested in my head? Perhaps Kay is right about you wishing to be involved with me.

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[goldblooded]

What? Don't be ridiculous.

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[wakizashi_straight]

You are the one talking about getting distracted by my head.

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[goldblooded]

The humans not me! They stare at your head long enough and they might not fawn over me as much.

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[wakizashi_straight]

That is hardly my problem. The humans can be intrigued by whatever they wish to be. I had better press than you, anyway.