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[goldblooded]

Noisy Boy's got some friends here, yeah? You guy should be careful around him, old thing's completely blind. No question about it. All those punches to the head must have knocked something loose.

[AKA can you believe Noisy insulted his obviously gorgeous self?! Only blind people don't fawn over him. And nobody likes blind people.]

Comments

[whirlljack.]

[wakizashi_straight]

Because I do not actually speak.

[HE GETS YOUR FUNNY but sadly doesn't actually see the joke in it. He's a failure at social interaction, he's sorry.]

I hope it will not come to that. Though I assume he has annoyed you greatly already?

[whirlljack.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hope you're as good at killing opponents as you are at killing jokes.

[Seriously. ]

I hate bullies. [But, but, but...Whirl is one himself? YES HE IS.]

[whirlljack.]

[wakizashi_straight]

I was not designed for joke-telling.

This is how he is; no one has ever taught him differently. [Hypocrisy is a-okay with Noisy Boy. Just look at his current owner!]

[whirlljack.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Kind of noticed that. Not designed for much, are you?

Yeah? He's gonna learn fast.

[whirlljack.]

[wakizashi_straight]

Negative; I was only built for boxing. Which I cannot accomplish without a proper handler.

I can only hope he does.

: [whirlljack.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

So, you're kinda screwed here, huh?

[This is his scheming face.] What does your 'handler' do?

[Other than 'handle' you. Which. Ew.]

Oh if he doesn't he won't be a problem, either.

[whirlljack.]

[wakizashi_straight]

If 'screwed' is a situation that is negative, then yes.

[Your weird slang escapes him.]

Our handlers take care of booking our matches, as well as directing out actions in the ring. All boxing bots have one.

How do you mean?