[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The video feed pops on to this:
  Around the kitten, you can see the rippling silver folds of...is that a cape? You've seen that before, recently, normally dangling from the spindly shoulders of Haven's favorite helicopter. (Since his competition for that title is basically Airachnid? Whirl wins. By a tiny, tiny bit.) The kitten moves forward, bumping the camera with its nose and then, a voice, familiar enough.]

Graaah This sucks.

((ooc: refers to this ))

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Mine. [Hiss. Swat swat. Stay away from Splat.]

Splat. Rhymes with Cat. Which is what it is. [In case you don't know.]

Kitten. That's what they do. Grow and slag. [Whirl has something against everything, Blurr. It's not personal, you egomaniac.]

[raceme]

AH.

I know it's a cat. IT'S a _boy cat or a ^girl cat?

No no not the cat I meant the cap...nevermind. [Course is not.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

It's a what cat? [Boy? Girl?]....Splat's grey.

Yeah, it grew in proportion to my fraggin' awesome.

[And he gets to keep it!]

[raceme]

Organics have different sex and genders and they can do different things. [Don't ask what sort of thigns, Blurr only has a vague idea about this sex concept.]

How are those two things even related?

[Cute.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Oh whatever. All I care about is if it can kill.

[This is Whirl we're talking about.]

Because I am awesome. And my cape is awesome. And Splat is...growing awesome. Connect the dots, blue moon.

[raceme]

And..it can? [Blurr doesn't know ALL that much about certain organics.]

You are making no sense as usual BUT congrats for getting a kitty.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Frag. Look at these dentae. [He'll hold Splat up to the camera for a shot of needle sharp kitten teeth.] Little murder machine. [He's so proud.]

Hey, I earned this.

[raceme]

[oh, adorable.] Really terri-fi-ying. Don't show him to Cheetor..._{you see, he thinks that kittens shot lasers} please.

I know that's why I said CONGRATS.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Damn straight. Gonna kill the hell out of everything when I'm done with him

[He's so proud.]

....lasers, you say.

[IDEA.]

[raceme]

[OH FRAG.]

NO I said...er...oranges!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. Orange would be a good color for the lasers. [Whirl is musing. Splat with lasers? Pew pew mew. He likes it.]

[raceme]

You ALWAYS have to do this?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. Rung's always talking about being 'consistent'.

[There you go: consistently appalling. Therapy's working!]

[raceme]

And you trust him? I justmethimandheseems...nice.

[Also interested in Blurr's life and troubles. It makes him a bit wary.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Have a completely pitying look. ]

You're asking me if I trust someone. [Really? This IS Whirl you're talking to.]

[A shrug.] He hasn't screwed me over.

...yet.

[raceme]

Considering how little you think of people in general YOU being ^able to _{at least} trust someone it would say a LOT about that someone.

[He knows that. And if whirl kinda-sorta-likes Rung that means the old bot must be really special.]

Itssomething.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Right. I'm going to say this nice and slow.


Just to frustrate you. [Because you're all about speed so he's going to do the opposite.]

Don't.


Frag.


With.


Rung.

[raceme]

It doesn't _frustrate me everyone is slower than me.

[He's used to it, d'uh.]

I wasn't going to fr...mess with him I told you I think he's nice.

[But you care about Eyebrowsbot, so sweet, Whirl.]

oh god i'm sorry

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Everyone's cooler than you, too.

That mean you're gonna draw him evil too, now?

LOL no need to apologize, I love Whirl. I know how he is ♥

[raceme]

nothefirsttimeiveheardthat....try harder the next time if you are trying to offend me Whirl.

[...yeah, harder like that.]

I was the pages's fault...

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I don't care enough to try to offend you.

Uh huh. And if you'd drawn all of you as kittens having a tea party, I kinda think there wouldn't have been, you know, bombs.

Blame the pages all you want. If it makes you feel better. It was still your idea.

[raceme]

It was just a drawing! Some random doodles! Those weren't supposed to be real.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Doodles of...your imagination. Your. You know, that word that means 'responsible'?

[Opticroll] It's like fraggin' policework. Maybe you didn't intend to kill someone, but if someone dies and you pulled the trigger, you killed someone.

Face it. Something made you pick the nice mechs to frag with. You didn't pick an opposite me or Prism, for example.

[raceme]

If someone dies because someone else gave me a weapon without me noticing or knowing what the thing does then WHO should be responsible? Me or the person who handled me the weapon without me knowing?

I only had one page.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You know what's funny? [Whirl-funny, meaning not funny at all.] Everyone's always like 'Whirl you're a fraggin' sicko!' 'Whirl you're a bad mech'. Know what? I didn't take the nicest mechs here and fantasize about them being evil.

[Nope, he fantasized about Fort Max getting exploded. He deserves it, though.]

Yeah, good thing, huh? Did enough damage with just one.