[Voice] Trying Too Hard

[vandalization]

So that's it then. Everything is back to "normal". As normal as this place gets and we're all left a little more fucked up than when we started.

Let's talk, humans, bears, Autobots, Decepticons. We're all people stuck here. Some of us want to be here, some of us don't...

But.

I just want to hear something good.

It doesn't matter if we're friends or not. But I'd like to hear from you.

Have you made friends here?

Would you rather go home or stay? If you want to go home, what is it there that you miss?

What makes you happy?

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh good, he knows that strange distorted voice. Completely ignoring the question at hand, Teddie goes into complete panic mode. He's been on edge about this for awhile now.]

VANDAL!! How's your sister?!

[vandalization]

Teddie-

What? I don't have a sister.

[kingofthetvworld]

[The sudden panic mode stops and he pauses, trying to process that.]

Y-You don't...?

[But he was worrying for so long over this supposed sister! Who would outright lie about something like that?]

But... but that guy said your sister was sick, but she'd be okay, and then I never got a call...

[A small gasp.]

I didn't imagine all of that... did I?

[vandalization]

I-

Oh...





Yeah y'know. Things have been pretty crazy these days. I wouldn't worry about it, Teddie.

[kingofthetvworld]

It's really hard not to worry about someone who could be really sick.

...Or may or may not exist.

[vandalization]

Teddie...

All you need to know is that any business involving me or. People around me is all worked out, okay?

[kingofthetvworld]

Nngh..

[His ears flicker.]

Fine.

[vandalization]

Not good enough, huh?

[kingofthetvworld]

I'm just worried... She seemed really, really sick. It was kinda scary, I've never seen anyone act like that before.

[vandalization]

Sometimes. People are sick like that. They get sick in the head, and it can be pretty scary. But as long as-

As she has her friends, I think she'll make it through.

[kingofthetvworld]

[He brightens up a bit.]

Okay, good. Just as long as she's not alone.

[vandalization]

I don't think she is.

[kingofthetvworld]

Perfect!

[A pause.]

...So what were you talking about before? Heh...I was so worried, I think I missed it.

[vandalization]

You've got a really big heart, Teddie.

Ah-

Heh. Just wondering what makes people happy.

[kingofthetvworld]

Aw shucks. Heheh...

Oh! Oh! I can tell you all about what makes me happy, that's easy. Let's see... Ice cream, girls, girls in swimsuits, cartoons, Sundays, stuff like that. What about you?

[vandalization]

Pretty easy to please, aren't you?

Hmm. Me? I like music, robots, hugs, peaches...

[kingofthetvworld]

So I've been told! But when you come from a place that's got nothing, then everything is really cool. I'm still learning stuff every day.

...You like hugs?

[vandalization]

Nothing at all?

Yeah. I do. They're great.

[kingofthetvworld]

Well, not much. But who cares about that? I wanna talk about the hugs. You know, I'm always free~ I don't even care if you're a robot!

[vandalization]

Well, I care...

And sure, I'll take you up on that, next time I see you.

[kingofthetvworld]

Grreat, it's a date! Kinda. Either way, I can't wait.

...Wait, do you really care?

[vandalization]

I look forward to it.

Yeah, course I do!

[kingofthetvworld]

T-That's so bear-y kind of you! I'm so touched!

[vandalization]

H-hey, don't worry about it, okay?

[kingofthetvworld]

O-Okay. But thanks a ton.