[Voice] Trying Too Hard

[vandalization]

So that's it then. Everything is back to "normal". As normal as this place gets and we're all left a little more fucked up than when we started.

Let's talk, humans, bears, Autobots, Decepticons. We're all people stuck here. Some of us want to be here, some of us don't...

But.

I just want to hear something good.

It doesn't matter if we're friends or not. But I'd like to hear from you.

Have you made friends here?

Would you rather go home or stay? If you want to go home, what is it there that you miss?

What makes you happy?

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Both. What's your point?

[vandalization]

Just curious I guess.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, well, go be curious somewhere else or something.

[vandalization]

Fiiine, fine.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Crabby look.]

All bad life is the fraggin' same. Life sucks. boo hoo.

[vandalization]

Yeah well. Sometimes it helps to talk. But I guess you're more the fit-throwing douchebag type, huh?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Pretty much.

[That supposed to hurt or something?]

You've fraggin' seen it. No one listens to me when I talk anyway.

[vandalization]

Yeah?

[She knows he can take it.]

Maybe if you were less of an asshole people would listen. Then again, I've been surrounded by assholes my whole life, so maybe I'm just used to it.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Please sir may he have another?]

Maybe. Not fraggin' likely.

[vandalization]

I'd listen.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You'd die of boredom. I'd nearly died of boredom fraggin' living through it.

[vandalization]

I don't think so, really. But I won't pry. All things considered, you're actually pretty okay, Whirl. I know I give you shit but I don't really mean it, you know.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[...are you crazy? Don't answer that.]

You got me shot.

You tried to cut my foot off.

[And all he did was kidnap you. Seriously. You big meanie.]

Eh. Sometime when you get bored I'll run you the lowlight reel.

[vandalization]

Sounds like a plan.