re_alignment | [video]

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tf: dreamwave | starscream (crau)

[video]

Too bad everything went back to normal. I was rather enjoying myself.

Though, I could have done without a few of you acting more freakish than usual.

I hope everyone has learned a valuable lesson though: Wing and Blurr would make terrible Decepticons.

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Ratchet seemed to get into the spirit of things, though.

[You know, if we're gonna hold up scorecards and all.]

Scarily enough, I think he'd fit with the Shockwave-type Decepticon category.

He needs to work on his evil chortle though. Guess they teach that at like, Decepticon school or something.

No, not really. You just kind of had to stand around Megatron and he'd laugh rather diabolically at one of his evil plans eventually.

Ah. [Sage nod.] So like, On the Job Training.

Efficient.

Let's hear yours.

Pff, no. You only get to hear it if you sign the Decepticon contract.

Bzzzzz. Untrue. Apparently Victims of Evil Science get to hear it, too.

[You cannot fool Whirl.]

You're not in the victim of evil science club.

You're just saying all this because your Evil Laugh sucks.

It does not. You just don't deserve to hear it.

Yes. I do. I am the worthiest.

You are not.

You're afraid.

[bok bok bok] What's the matter? Megatron never let you practice? Or do you need a mirror to do it in?

The more I talk to you, the more I want to just punch you in that single optic of yours.

Take a number and get in line. [SHRUG.]

Have a lot of enemies then, huh?

Everyone has to collect something.

[And right now? Whirl has the biggest deathwish on Cybertron. WIN.]

True. But you couldn't think of something better?

[Let him tell you about his carvings.]

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