re_alignment | [video]

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tf: dreamwave | starscream (crau)

[video]

Too bad everything went back to normal. I was rather enjoying myself.

Though, I could have done without a few of you acting more freakish than usual.

I hope everyone has learned a valuable lesson though: Wing and Blurr would make terrible Decepticons.

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It wasn't their fault. It wasn't them doing it.

Obviously, since Bluey decided to confess and all. But really? Both of them need to stay on the happy teams.

Wing, especially so.

[He tries not to bristle. Not very well.]

Why 'especially' Wing?

I assume you know who Megatron is.

Now imagine being hit on by Megatron.

I think you can see where I am going with this.

....hit on.

[Yeah, he doesn't even really hear the rest.]

You know, like flirt or whatever. But all creepy and Megatron-like.

And urgh now I'm imagining horrible Megatron things again -- which I blame you for.

Flirt or...whatever.

[Is there an echo in here?]

So. [He cycles a vent, trying really hard to understand.] So that's a thing you do, Decepticons. Hit on each other. 'All creepy'.

NO! We have better things to do, like conquering planets and stealing resources -- general evil stuff.

He was like something out of a bad horror story.

Then...how do you know how Megatron flirts?

[...and why are you putting this image into his head? Oh, right. Evil.]

Did he do anything? Or just with words? [He has that look on his face like he reeeeeeeaally doesn't want to know.]

Stop trying to make me think about it. I'm trying to forget.

And no, he just blabbed a lot.

You brought it up?

[Hey don't blame him, and he's suffering, too.]

He wasn't himself. [So, uh, don't get any ideas.]

No, really? I had no idea that the creepy evil version was nothing like the annoying happy one who is usually around.

Is he back to happy hippy status yet anyway?

Not funny.

[Because we all know Drift is the best judge of humor.]

[His brow creases. ] It's not your business. [Translation: he doesn't want to talk about it. ]

Yes, it is. I need to know if I should check under my bed at night in case the boogie-wing-man is still around.

[Just. This look.]

What?

Is he creepering around or not?

I don't care where he is or what he's doing. I just want to know if I will have to deal with him.

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