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I might have accidentally started the fireworks early.

[The edges of his plating are singed, and just behind him the very flaming carcass of an automobile is roaring in its death throes.]

Energon, it seems, is not a viable replacement for gasoline. [He is grateful he didn't try consuming it before this test, and even more grateful that he managed to start the vehicle from a distance.]

[Since. Ah. It exploded.]

I don't suppose anyone has any suggestions? Or a way to convert us to a different fuel source?

Or some wash-cloths and soap?

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If you were having problems with cooperating, I can see why it was taking so long. Did anyone tell him this?

[He is sure there's some solution to your war that doesn't involve. You know. Four million years of fighting.]

[Still, he nods.] If I found the data-pad that you were looking for and also found my gasoline, I would give you the pad. It is not required that you earn it, you know.

Trust me, I was very vocal about the subject.

Well well, that's very selfless of you, now isn't it? I don't plan on stopping you if you want to be pointlessly altruistic.

Maybe it required more than one person to speak up.

[That, or Megatron was a terrible listener.]

Does altruism require a point? [He doesn't understand.] If I have the ability to help someone, I will. Has no one done this for you, before?

Everyone else was too strutless to say anything!

It's going out of your way to help someone for no personal gain. Waste of energy, if you ask me.

[What? Are you seriously asking him that? You're more goody-two-shoes than most of the autobots he's met!]

Why would they?

You were the bravest, then.

[He can respect bravery. Being told that helping was a waste of energy, however, he wasn't so thrilled about. You're talking about his job, there.]

You have heard of 'friends,' yes?

[...! No one...has ever described him that way. Well, except himself.]

Ehr. Yes. Very observant of you to say so.

[Sneer] What use are friends to a decepticon?

We have good and bad qualities, all of us.

[You remind him of the Chieftains, in a way. You almost seem to be having fun, but your outlook is so...selfish. However, your last question is met with a blank stare, because he's taking it seriously.]

...

I don't know. What use aren't they?

[Starscream seems to be a little low on the good qualities, if his clones are any indication.]

I can't afford to be bothered with personal relationships while we are at war! They would just get in the way.

[That, actually, is a pretty good reason. On the other hand, McCrane is so used to friendship being the glue that holds the Brave Police together, that he literally cannot understand.]

Wouldn't war be the best time to have someone to rely on?

How naive! It's the best time to be the leader of an army- not someone's friend.

[How strange.]

You can't do both?

Rrgh, I don't need any friends! You Earth bots are just as bad as the humans that built you! Everything is about teamwork and friendship with you people!

Give it a rest!

I didn't realize friendship was so abhorrent to you, I apologize.

[He's boggled.]

You really have never had someone to watch your back?

Listen, I'm only in it for myself. I have to watch my own back.

That is a lot of back to watch.

[He sees those wings, and those shoulders. You're big. This definitely sounded like the Cheiftains, then, with the small exception being that they'd at least had each other.]

I will look for your data-pad. I hope you will find something to entertain yourself with, alone, with in the meantime.

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