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[wreckandrotors]

[Hey, there, Haven. You know how what's missing from this place is a helicopter that's actually, you know, nice? Well, here he is.]

Right. So, first order of business always stay together. [A grin.] So who's out there? Roddy? Arcee, babe?  Ultra Magnus?

Second order of business. [He'll heft his pistol. ]  Anyone wanna help me reload?  [Because it's just a matter of time before Quintesson Plot number 7,459 reveals itself and the shooting starts. He wants to be ready.]

And third. I could use a drink. [Like you wouldn't believe.] 

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[Video] lol teddie

[wreckandrotors]

Yeah. Arcee. She's my, you know...my [Wait, what the frag are you? And how old are you? Springer quickly ratchets up the polite terminology.] Uh. My lady friend.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[It's so weird when people have manners. Teddie does realize what 'lady friend' means, though; he isn't that naive.

In fact, he gets a little excited.]

That means...

Y-You're a hot stud!!

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[wreckandrotors]

[Springer laughs. ]

You got me.

And what are you? [Seriously. What are you?]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I'm a bear and I think I need your help!

[Despite the innocent smile, there's an evil twinkle in his eye. He's plotting...something in that giant head of his.]

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[wreckandrotors]

[Help? Springer is so there. Even though he's normally just 'there' for, you know, saving the galaxy and stuff. ]

What kind of help? [Basically, he means 'sword, gun or helicopter'?]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Sorry, Springer. This is bear help.

Which means it's probably going to be stupid.]

I need some sure-fire tips on how to score.

[Video]

[wreckandrotors]

[B-whuh?]

How to what?

[Youareabearwhatareyoueven]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Score. You know... like how to get a babe. You said you were a hot stud, you gotta know this stuff.

Unless you were lying to me...

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[wreckandrotors]

[Hey! Do not besmirch his stud credentials, bear!]

Of course I know it. But honestly, it's something, you either got it or you don't.

[He? GOT IT.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He sputters before finally being able to form some words.]

W-Whaat?! Don't be stingy, c'mon!! I came to you, bearing my heart and asking for help, and you're just gonna tell me 'no dice'?! I got it, I know I do! I just don't know how to use it!

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[wreckandrotors]

[Did you say 'bearing'?]

Hey, now. I didn't say that. It's like any weapon. You can have it and, you know, just not know how to aim it right.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Maybe.]

Then you can help me with that?

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[wreckandrotors]

I don't know. It's a powerful weapon.

[With great power comes great responsibility, Teddie. And this kind of swag? A great power indeed.]

Let's see what you got.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

...

[Hang on.]

Did you just ask me to flirt with you?!

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[wreckandrotors]

[You say that like it's weird or something.]

Hey, how else can I see what we're working with. You know, the caliber of the gun.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[It's only weird to bears. They're surprisingly picky creatures...]

It's a little hard... but I think I can bear up and do it...

...If you pretend to be a girl.

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[wreckandrotors]

Well, of course, the fact I'm not a real girl is going to, you know, have an affect on your abilities.

[Because he is taking this seriously.]

Sure. Let's see what you got, big bear.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Don't poke at bear logic, it has enough holes in it already.]

Okay... let's see here...

[He clears his throat.]

HEY BABY, how 'bout you and me find a place to get cozy--

[He presses his lips against the screen like a weirdo.]

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[wreckandrotors]

[Springer does not come from a world run very much by logic, either.]

Right. Okay. Stop right there. What do you think the problem is here.

[Nothing? He'll tell you.] First, you wait till you get to the place before you make your move.

Second, never start with the lips.

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[kingofthetvworld]

But the lips are the best paaaart...

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[wreckandrotors]

No argument here. [Well, he might argue there are other parts, but lips are a good one.]

But, you see? Thing is, you gotta make 'em wait for it. Build suspense, you know?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[It's like his world was just expanded.]

B-Build suspense?

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[wreckandrotors]

Yeah, trust me. The most powerful tool you have is anticipation. 'Will he, won't he?' You know how femmes are about asking questions. Make 'em wait for it.