[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oops, bear time already?]

Nngh, does anyone know where a bear can take a bath around here? I'm talking about a real bath, too. Baths shouldn't be so much work! They're supposed to be relaxing and were once my favorite part of the day. Now I feel like I gotta hike it just to get some water and THEN hope it's not freezing.

There's an injustice in there somewhere.

So what's up? Time to come clean! At least tell me where I can get a tub or something, anything!! I don't think I can buy that with all these nice, fancy temples that there isn't a single bathroom. Someone's probearly hiding all of them at this rate.

Along with all the fridges.

And TVs.

And stoves.

AND EVERYTHING!

[In other words: "I'M SPOILED AND NEED ALL MY THIIIIINGS"]

Comments

[Video]

[perfavore]

Do you even have water?

[Because honestly he wouldn't be surprised.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

No, I told you already, I gotta look for it. But if I had a tub, I could bring it back. Maybe it'll warm up by the time I get back.

[Video]

[perfavore]

Perhaps there is an oasis somewhere.

[He's...trying? YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD HE'S TRYING.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I can find water with my nose, thanks. And if not, I can just bear the wait and melt some ice.

That's another thing I don't get. How come robots don't have any sinks?

[Video]

[perfavore]

What use would we have for them?

[It's not meant to sound condescending this time.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I dunno! It just seems really weird not to have them!

[Video]

[perfavore]

Ahaha...Orso. You do realize that many animals do not have such a device either, correct?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Of course I do, don't try to mock me! I didn't have one, either, until I moved in with Yosuke! But that's completely different, you guys still have buildings and rooms and are robots for goodness sake! You should have all sorts of fancy stuff.

Re: [Video]

[perfavore]

Ah...you are correct. We are sophisticated, just like your--...the humans. However, there are things we have that you do not, si?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Uh... I dunno, actually. Do you?

[You're going to have to help him here, Mirage.]

[Video]

[perfavore]

[Those wings flutter, slightly amused.]

Perhaps. I know that the humans are able to change their diet. Our is merely of Energon.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

That's gotta be... really boring. I actually feel sorry for you.

[Video]

[perfavore]

We do not know much else. It is hard to prefer something different when there is no different.

Does that make sense?...

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Kinda? It just sorta makes my head hurt.

[Video]

[perfavore]

Let us see...what is your favourite food?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[why?]

There's ice cream, topsicles, burgers, ramen, chocolate, parfaits, omelettes--I can't pick just one! They're all so chock-full of deliciousness.

[Video]

[perfavore]

Let us pretend that all you could eat was ice cream.

But all that existed in the world was ice cream. You couldn't 'miss' anything.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

And I'd probearly get kinda chubby.

[Way to miss the point, bear.]

[Video]

[perfavore]

...Nevermind.

The point is, you have more food choices than we do.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Sooooo how do we fix that?

[Video]

[perfavore]

We do not. It is just how things are.

Much like how we do not have sinks.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Not true! You can change anything if you really put your mind to it.

[Video]

[perfavore]

Very well. Try to imagine a new colour that no one has thought of before. If you can do this, I will acquire a sink.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Hey, that's cheating!!

[Video]

[perfavore]

I have faith in you, Orso.