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Teddie ([personal profile] kingofthetvworld) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-09-22 08:56 pm
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[Oops, bear time already?]

Nngh, does anyone know where a bear can take a bath around here? I'm talking about a real bath, too. Baths shouldn't be so much work! They're supposed to be relaxing and were once my favorite part of the day. Now I feel like I gotta hike it just to get some water and THEN hope it's not freezing.

There's an injustice in there somewhere.

So what's up? Time to come clean! At least tell me where I can get a tub or something, anything!! I don't think I can buy that with all these nice, fancy temples that there isn't a single bathroom. Someone's probearly hiding all of them at this rate.

Along with all the fridges.

And TVs.

And stoves.

AND EVERYTHING!

[In other words: "I'M SPOILED AND NEED ALL MY THIIIIINGS"]
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[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-23 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
There's no high-class airplane polish here for my alt, and my belly's getting really filthy with oil and exhaust and dust and take your pick of whatever else. My long-term health is going to suffer.

[pause] How long does it take for bears to get dirty?
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Bear - Annoyed)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2012-09-23 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Not long at all, unfortunately. This place is pretty dirty, no one vacuums or anything so it gets in my glorious coat. I can brush it out for the most part, but I'd love a tub.

[Oh, oops, did you say your health is suffering?]

You should see a doctor.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-23 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can find some sheet metal and a welding torch, maybe something somebody held over from when that human building showed up here, you could make your own tub.

[snerk]

You're too good to me, Teddie, you know that?
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Bear - Hot stuff)

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2012-09-23 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I do try. ...What did I do?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-09-23 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's probably a culture thing. My people only worry about health when it seriously impairs their performance.

You don't stand to gain anything from whether I function properly, or not.
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[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2012-09-23 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha? That doesn't make any sense! When you're sick, you're supposed to see a doctor. No if, ands, or buts about it. You must have some really mean culture if they don't care about that kinda stuff...

Does that mean you don't get a sticker, either?
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