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[kingofthetvworld]

[Oops, bear time already?]

Nngh, does anyone know where a bear can take a bath around here? I'm talking about a real bath, too. Baths shouldn't be so much work! They're supposed to be relaxing and were once my favorite part of the day. Now I feel like I gotta hike it just to get some water and THEN hope it's not freezing.

There's an injustice in there somewhere.

So what's up? Time to come clean! At least tell me where I can get a tub or something, anything!! I don't think I can buy that with all these nice, fancy temples that there isn't a single bathroom. Someone's probearly hiding all of them at this rate.

Along with all the fridges.

And TVs.

And stoves.

AND EVERYTHING!

[In other words: "I'M SPOILED AND NEED ALL MY THIIIIINGS"]

Comments

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[thxforthememories]

What's a polar bear?

Then maybe one of the temples has a hose.

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[kingofthetvworld]

It's a bear that lives in the north pole or something, I dunno, they're crazy! I mean, who wants to live in the cold?!

And I am not reducing myself to using a hose! I'm not a bush!!

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[thxforthememories]

It didn't seem that cold to me. Just... very wet.

What's wrong with using a hose? [Pause.] I... do.

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[kingofthetvworld]

I don't know if you noticed, but we're both bear-y different types of people. You're big and made out of metal, which means the hose is probably the best thing you got. I, on the other paw, am small and soft and the hose would probably knock me over because it's too strong!

I need something gentle, like a showerhead, so I don't ruin my precious fur.

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[thxforthememories]

Even if it were small? The size a human would use? There's a garden... somewhere. They must have small enough equipment.

[... It's probably sad he's convinced a hose is the best option here.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

It doesn't matter how small it is, it's still gonna ruin my fur! ...And it's still gonna be cold, too.

[He's so spoiled sometimes.]

Look, I'm not a car or a garden. Bears need tubs. It's just a scientific fact!

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[thxforthememories]

Many of us here are going without what we 'need'. Or who we need.

You might have to make do.

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[kingofthetvworld]

But it's so haaaaard!

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[thxforthememories]

Yes. It is.

But if you complain, nothing changes. You have to try. To adapt.

[The irony of Kagerou of all robots saying this is staggering, considering his own inability to adapt around here.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

What's sad is that I'm actually used to this. I didn't have tubs or stuff back home, either. I just never wanted to go back to that... I'm sorry.

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[thxforthememories]

You should have said that from the beginning. I... like to think you would have found more help.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Why do you think I'm asking for help in the first place?

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[thxforthememories]

No, I mean... there isn't anything wrong with asking.

You just -- the way you did it. Could have been improved.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Well excuuuuuuse me.

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[thxforthememories]

All right? You're excused...