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[youhavebeenswindled]

[So the feed turns on to Swindle, cheerfully waving out at others over the network. Boy does he look as if he's just won a million credits. Considering what he has in store, it might as well be. Everyone's just gonna love this.]

Greetings one and all! Through my last transmission, I happened to have received a lot of requests for gasoline. Now don't let it be said that ol' Swindle here is a bot of empty promises! I have, in my possession, several cans of gasoline that I spent a couple of days pulling out of the junkyard.

This may seem like a lot of effort to put forth for others, but I believe in good customer service. So what do you think?

[Extra emphasis on customer because haha no one's getting this stuff for free.]

Comments

[raceme]

An honor Oh I'm sure itis I really do.

Nasty criminal are not the terms I would use I don't think those say enough about what you ARE but if you insist Swindle...I think you are nothing but a greedy selfish creature with a penchant for chronic backstabbing that just happens to be really talented at sweet talking and that would most likely sell his OWN spark to the best bidder if he could get away with it. And let's not dwell on how obnoxious your colors are. Purple and golden? What are you an Angeles Lakers fan?

And here's the truth: You are like a disease only comparable to scraplets and frankly I found your way of life revolting Simply put you are everything that I despise THERE I said it I'm sure one was expecting that oh bad Elite agent bad SHAME on me. [The Sarcasm, it needs capital letters.]

If you think I will forget my duties and won't arrest you at the first opportunity only because we are no longer in our world you are sadly mistaken.

Gotthatsofar?

[youhavebeenswindled]

I'm sorry, I didn't get any of that, can you repeat yourself?

[raceme]

It doesn't surprise me that your slow processor is not able to keep up with the simplest of conversations Spending that much time with other Decepticons clearly rotted it.

I pity you.

[youhavebeenswindled]

Oh yes, slowest of the slow, I'm not even sure how I get off my berth in the morning.

Your pity is most appreciated~

[raceme]

If you need someone to kick you out of your berth I offer my services kindly.

What FirstForged are you linked to?

[youhavebeenswindled]

Hm, are you done? Because unlike you, my services are actually useful to someone.

We'll resume this pleasant chat later, alright?

[raceme]

And that some-one it's usually only you in the end.

Can't keep up with a some bantering? Iwasexpectingmore.