[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE MAXIC SECTOR]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[So the feed turns on to Swindle, cheerfully waving out at others over the network. Boy does he look as if he's just won a million credits. Considering what he has in store, it might as well be. Everyone's just gonna love this.]

Greetings one and all! Through my last transmission, I happened to have received a lot of requests for gasoline. Now don't let it be said that ol' Swindle here is a bot of empty promises! I have, in my possession, several cans of gasoline that I spent a couple of days pulling out of the junkyard.

This may seem like a lot of effort to put forth for others, but I believe in good customer service. So what do you think?

[Extra emphasis on customer because haha no one's getting this stuff for free.]

Comments

[youhavebeenswindled]

I'm sorry, I didn't get any of that, can you repeat yourself?

[raceme]

It doesn't surprise me that your slow processor is not able to keep up with the simplest of conversations Spending that much time with other Decepticons clearly rotted it.

I pity you.

[youhavebeenswindled]

Oh yes, slowest of the slow, I'm not even sure how I get off my berth in the morning.

Your pity is most appreciated~

[raceme]

If you need someone to kick you out of your berth I offer my services kindly.

What FirstForged are you linked to?

[youhavebeenswindled]

Hm, are you done? Because unlike you, my services are actually useful to someone.

We'll resume this pleasant chat later, alright?

[raceme]

And that some-one it's usually only you in the end.

Can't keep up with a some bantering? Iwasexpectingmore.