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[youhavebeenswindled]

[So the feed turns on to Swindle, cheerfully waving out at others over the network. Boy does he look as if he's just won a million credits. Considering what he has in store, it might as well be. Everyone's just gonna love this.]

Greetings one and all! Through my last transmission, I happened to have received a lot of requests for gasoline. Now don't let it be said that ol' Swindle here is a bot of empty promises! I have, in my possession, several cans of gasoline that I spent a couple of days pulling out of the junkyard.

This may seem like a lot of effort to put forth for others, but I believe in good customer service. So what do you think?

[Extra emphasis on customer because haha no one's getting this stuff for free.]

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[my_own_trope]

[Welp. That sucks, way to get an early start on cornering the market, Swindle. That was what he wanted to do. Looks like there'll be competition on the barter system floor now. :| ]


I see you've got the gasoline, and I couldn't help but notice that there's no mention of any of my other supplies.

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Well, this is what Swindle does best, so no hard feelings Starscream.]

Well, the last item you requested is going to be hard to acquire, so you'll have to be patient. The others I have around somewhere.

What would you say the urgency is for that last item hm? Because I can speed up my efforts... for a price.

[my_own_trope]

[... He wants the latter so badly he can taste it but he's hardly going to broadcast that if he can help it.]

No more important than the rest. But inquiring minds must know; what price? Perhaps we could come to an agreement.

I may have some other items I'll be needing as well.