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[youhavebeenswindled]

[So the feed turns on to Swindle, cheerfully waving out at others over the network. Boy does he look as if he's just won a million credits. Considering what he has in store, it might as well be. Everyone's just gonna love this.]

Greetings one and all! Through my last transmission, I happened to have received a lot of requests for gasoline. Now don't let it be said that ol' Swindle here is a bot of empty promises! I have, in my possession, several cans of gasoline that I spent a couple of days pulling out of the junkyard.

This may seem like a lot of effort to put forth for others, but I believe in good customer service. So what do you think?

[Extra emphasis on customer because haha no one's getting this stuff for free.]

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[youhavebeenswindled]

[Well, this is what Swindle does best, so no hard feelings Starscream.]

Well, the last item you requested is going to be hard to acquire, so you'll have to be patient. The others I have around somewhere.

What would you say the urgency is for that last item hm? Because I can speed up my efforts... for a price.

[my_own_trope]

[... He wants the latter so badly he can taste it but he's hardly going to broadcast that if he can help it.]

No more important than the rest. But inquiring minds must know; what price? Perhaps we could come to an agreement.

I may have some other items I'll be needing as well.