[video] I see a black glyph and I want to paint it blacker....

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[How do you make black more 'vivid'? Frag you and your rules of color theory.  This is Whirl.]

[And Whirl is showing off his SWEET TAT, his Megatronus glyph, to the camera.  It is now so black it is faintly glowing. Yeah, you read that right. Glowing. Black. Deal with it. ]

Cool.

Guess this means I'm even more badaft than I thought.

[Is that even possible?!]

Wonder when Splat's gonna get his.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Well you're grossly gross.

[Because you're over there and he's over here. ]

[thehardway]

Hm. [Indifferent grunt is go.] Are you returning to your appointments with Rung?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Aw you're no fun. ]

[Whirl's grasp on the self-evident is still solid, at least.]

Yeah. Wanna come? We could make it a threesome~. [Ew. Just. Ew.]

[thehardway]

I don't have any need for a three-way appointment. Nor any regular one.

[Ew. Also, it kind of goes over his head.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You qualified to judge that? I mean, [have his sympathetic voice: newsflash it's horrible] you've been through a lot. And all this lawlessness.

[TSK TSK it must be so hard on you poor babbu.]

[thehardway]

I am hardly in a state incapable of performing my usual duties and... never make that tone of voice again. [It's slightly horrifying.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What usual duties? Newsflash, U-M [Because he's pretty sure the abbreviation will make your optic twitch and he LIVES for that.] no Tyrest here. No Galactic Council. No ship.

[WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!]

What? this voice? [it is so sultry and sympathetic]

[thehardway]

The lack of ship does not mean I don't owe my duty to the crew. Perhaps you and others can throw that away easily. I will not.

Yes. That.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, because if you threw it away easily you'd have to arrest yourself for littering.

[HAHAHA Whirl is such a wit. You can't keep up with all this Whirlarity, admit it.]

Oh, well, I'm terribly sorry, Ultra Magnus. [Yeah, he's gonna use that voice forever. Or until he forgets.]

[thehardway]

Hm.

[Whirl used Wit on Ultra Magnus! It wasn't very effective...]

Stop. That.

[Whirl used Faux Sincere Voice on Ultra Magnus! It was super effective!]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[It never is. On anyone. If Whirl were smart, he'd stop trying wit. ]

[If.]

But I only care about your well being, Ultra Magnus. It must be so terribly upsetting being uprooted from all that glorious routine of yours

[This is his best Rung impression ever.]

[thehardway]

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that's happened since I got here. ...Which has not been very long, granted.

i can't believe i'm punking out myself

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Just wait around. Last week I heard Drift got turned into a girl.

And made out with Starscream.

[And you thought you could only 'ew' at Whirl.]

THAT TAKES SKILL.

[thehardway]

I see.

[So this is what going mad feels like.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You're probably lucky you didn't see.

[You have to admit he may just be right!]

[thehardway]

[NO. NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT YOU'RE RIGHT but you're right ahhh scrap.]

My timing seems. Fortunate.