[video] I see a black glyph and I want to paint it blacker....

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[How do you make black more 'vivid'? Frag you and your rules of color theory.  This is Whirl.]

[And Whirl is showing off his SWEET TAT, his Megatronus glyph, to the camera.  It is now so black it is faintly glowing. Yeah, you read that right. Glowing. Black. Deal with it. ]

Cool.

Guess this means I'm even more badaft than I thought.

[Is that even possible?!]

Wonder when Splat's gonna get his.

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Snerk.] Decepticon. Poet. Poetcepticon.

[Paltry skills compared to a master wordsmith like Whirl.]

Fraggin' presumed so since you haven't run screaming from yourself yet.

[dinnerdate]

Right.


That would be dumb.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[And you're dumb soooooooooooooo.]

...your point?

[dinnerdate]

I'm not some stupid Vehicon.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Right. Instead you're a stupid..whoever you are.

[dinnerdate]

[Sigh. He could say he's not stupid, but he doubt it would work.] Dead End.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

.................

.....

Seriously.

[He can't even make fun of your name. It's too easy. ]

[dinnerdate]

What?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

...after the place in Rodion?

Or just as a generic loser term?

[dinnerdate]

What's wrong with my name?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What's not wrong with your name?

[Says the guy named Whirl.]

[dinnerdate]

... There isn't anything wrong with it.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

It means 'loser'.

So, yeah I guess it's at least accurate.

[dinnerdate]

[Oh.]

I don't think it means that.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? What does it mean, then? Dead End's where all the losers, syk addicts and syphonists end up.

[dinnerdate]

Means I purposefully led a little too many bots into dead ends for the fun of it.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Strangely, he can get behind that idea of fun.]

Probably because their optic sensors were scorched.

[dinnerdate]

No...

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Wait. So that isn't some tactical coloration? You want to look like that?

[DAAAAAAMN, son.]

[dinnerdate]

Yes.

[Oh. He's feeling bad now. Good job, Whirl!]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl is proud of his good job. *nyah*.]

[Snort.] Decepticon.

[dinnerdate]

I'd ask what's wrong with being a Decepticon, but most bots tend to have a list...

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl shrugs. He...doesn't actually know. He fights because Optimus offered, not because he believes in some la di dah ideal. Whirl gave up ideals in Polyhex. For robot Lent.]

I don't know. Bad guys. Doing bad things.


Badly.

[dinnerdate]

Why are we bad?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What? You don't do introspection or something?

[Neither does he, when he can avoid it.]

Because, you know, that whole kill kill conquer conquer stuff?