[Audio]

[tearsofsteel]

[One of the more human voices goes on the network. Yeah, Albert's been off the comms for some time. For one, you guys chat way too much and Albert isn't exactly the biggest social butterfly. And two, Albert has been busy patrolling here and there. But, he felt he had to let the other people, at least the more sane ones, he was still alive. That and he had something to work out, something that's been hanging on his head for a long while. Maybe he could work it out with some of the people here, maybe not. Just talking can help sometimes. Sometimes.]

For the most part other than a few incidents, I haven't seen anything major pop up...yet. Which got me thinking. I mean, if something like...whatever happened could make you short circuit so easily, what's keeping a human from losing control? What's keeping them from malfunctioning?

I just think that...I'm not sure what to expect of this place. But whatever's going to happen, it won't be good. I haven't seen any signs yet, but from experience these kind of things happen without warning.

Sorry if it seems like I'm rambling, there's just a lot I need to sort out. And I don't think I can do it alone.

[He hits the feed off again once more.]

Comments

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

I'm not even sure a headshot would finish me. And I would do it if I didn't have people who depend on me. Obligation comes first.

[Ah, that explains the costume a little.]

So you're a cyborg too.

Re: [video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Yeah, well join the unkillable club.

[ We have a cool secret handshake. ]

[ Not even going to touch that next bit, are you? Who depends on you, Wade? Huh? Who? Oh that's right. NO ONE. ]

Close, but no taco. I'm all USRDA manbeef.

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

Not a fun club to be around.

[...riiiight.]

Yeah, and I'm corn on the cob.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

...hey, you gotta make your own fun.

[ Oh like the time you got so bored you shot yourself in the head? ]

And together, we're a Fourth of July picnic!

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

So what's this taco's name?

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Hey, you don't eat tacos on the Fourth of July. What kind of commie pinko are you? Canadian?

[ I think he means you. ]

[ Oh.]

Deadpool. Finest merc this side of the, uh, whatever that sky thing is.

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

German actually.

[A mercenary, huh? Yeah, Albert's not digging that.]

Not a big fan of mercenaries.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Yeah well, you know, not really a lot of job openings for a guy with my credentials.

I keep waiting to hear back from Chippendales about a dance gig but.

[ Le Shrug. Who wouldn't want to see this doing some gyrating, eh? eh? ]

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

There's better things than killing people.

What's Chippendales, a mercenary group?