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[murphyslaw]

[ Look at this glorious view of Waspinator's ramshackle home. That sure is a lot of cardboard and what appears to be duct tape holding it all together. Also what looks to be a... whiskey bottle windchime? Don't ask.

As for Waspinator, he's curled up inside said boxfort, sulking and looking generally miserable. ]

Wazzzpinator sick of sleeping outside all the time. Stupid scrap alwayzzz falling on Waspinator's base.

[ He buzzes softly, grumbling under his breath for a moment before he continues, his tone becoming a tad whiny and pitiful. ]

Hnnnzz, can...

Can Waspinator be Decepticon? Stay in Decepticon base?

[ Because clearly you guys have a base. ]

Waspinator izzz fierce warrior! Would be great Decepticon.

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[aerospacecommander]

Sorry. We already sprayed for bugs.

[murphyslaw]

Wazzzpinator is not a bug! [ He's a mighty ex-Predacon, okay. ]

[aerospacecommander]

Insect. Whatever.

[HE'S TURNS INTO A WASP.]

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

... Were you not assigned personal quarters in your respective temple upon arrival?

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[holla_atcha_boy]

[ /Offers box full of missing words..]

[ *thwap* Stop that. It's insensitive.

[ Right. Because we're all about sensitivity, here.]

Yeah, I hear ya, pal. Free-agent ain't all it's cracked up to be.

[notyourblueangel]

. . . we don't have a base.

[If they did, he'd be living in it. Sigh.]

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[rednotbluethx]

Yer an ugly one, ain'tcha? The Pit would 'Cons let in somethin' that belongs in tha trash?

[murphyslaw]

Wazzzpinator is wasp.

[ WHICH IS WAY BETTER. ]

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[murphyslaw]

Personal quarterzzz? [ Guess who wasn't paying attention at orientation. ]

[video]

[murphyslaw]

Hnnzzz, Waspinator sick of being alone all the time.

[ Whine whine whine buzz. ]

[video]

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator not ugly! Is great and beautiful Predacon warrior!

[murphyslaw]

How can there not be a base?

[ That's like rule one of having an active faction. ]

[notyourblueangel]

Because there aren’t enough of us and we’re too scattered? Because there’s no war here so we don’t have to be consolidated in one place?

[He’s not being abrasive, just giving his guesses. Fact is, he doesn’t know.]

[murphyslaw]

There are lots of Decepticons here! [ Note this is by Beast Wars standards and more than four is a lot to him okay. ]

Hnnzzz, don't need war to have factions.

[aerospacecommander]

So what happens when someone hits you with a bug zapper?

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[holla_atcha_boy]

Eh, could be worse.

Could be getting shot all the time.

[ The story of our life.]

[notyourblueangel]

[That's okay - a mere eleven, including three Cassetticons and the unpredictable Insecticons, counts as an "army" to Thundercracker.]

True, but if you're not feeling threatened, then you're less likely to feel the need to gather so closely with others.

[Especially if you don't particularly get along, as most Decepticons don't, by nature.]

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[murphyslaw]

Waspinator get shot all the time! Blown up all the time too.

[murphyslaw]

Takezzz more than a bug zapper to get Waspinator!

[ No actually a bug zapper would be pretty damn effective. ]

[aerospacecommander]

[Poor Waspinator, the universe is out to get you.]

Do you always speak in third person?

[Because he thought Grimlock was the only annoying one who did that.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Funny. You don't look like no Predacon I know. So, yer ugly an' crazy then?

[murphyslaw]

Wazzzpinator talks normally.

[video]

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator not crazy! Stupid boxybot is crazy!

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Hey you get people telling you that whole 'what are you cryin' about; you'll heal' junk, too? Like...don't they realize getting shot hurts?

[ It does. So much. Ouch. ]

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[murphyslaw]

Waspinator not heal. Waspinator have to drag self to CR tank all by himself. Hnzzz, nobody care about Waspinator.

[aerospacecommander]

No, Wazzzpinator does not.

[Yeah, totally mocking here.]

[murphyslaw]

Don't make fun of Waspinator!

[aerospacecommander]

But it's so easy.

[murphyslaw]

STOP IT!

[video] the latest ever (Sorry his voice dies on me sometimes)

[holla_atcha_boy]

Yeah? That's why you need allies, my friend. Like I got Weaz.

[aerospacecommander]

Make me.

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator will shoot stupid boxybot!

[aerospacecommander]

Yeah well, I'll smack you with a flyswatter.

[murphyslaw]

It takezzz more than flyswatter to take out mighty Waspinator!

[aerospacecommander]

Fine, I'll also use bugspray.

[murphyslaw]

Will not work!