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[murphyslaw]

[ Look at this glorious view of Waspinator's ramshackle home. That sure is a lot of cardboard and what appears to be duct tape holding it all together. Also what looks to be a... whiskey bottle windchime? Don't ask.

As for Waspinator, he's curled up inside said boxfort, sulking and looking generally miserable. ]

Wazzzpinator sick of sleeping outside all the time. Stupid scrap alwayzzz falling on Waspinator's base.

[ He buzzes softly, grumbling under his breath for a moment before he continues, his tone becoming a tad whiny and pitiful. ]

Hnnnzz, can...

Can Waspinator be Decepticon? Stay in Decepticon base?

[ Because clearly you guys have a base. ]

Waspinator izzz fierce warrior! Would be great Decepticon.

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[aerospacecommander]

Sorry. We already sprayed for bugs.

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

... Were you not assigned personal quarters in your respective temple upon arrival?

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[holla_atcha_boy]

[ /Offers box full of missing words..]

[ *thwap* Stop that. It's insensitive.

[ Right. Because we're all about sensitivity, here.]

Yeah, I hear ya, pal. Free-agent ain't all it's cracked up to be.

[notyourblueangel]

. . . we don't have a base.

[If they did, he'd be living in it. Sigh.]

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[rednotbluethx]

Yer an ugly one, ain'tcha? The Pit would 'Cons let in somethin' that belongs in tha trash?