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[murphyslaw]

[ Look at this glorious view of Waspinator's ramshackle home. That sure is a lot of cardboard and what appears to be duct tape holding it all together. Also what looks to be a... whiskey bottle windchime? Don't ask.

As for Waspinator, he's curled up inside said boxfort, sulking and looking generally miserable. ]

Wazzzpinator sick of sleeping outside all the time. Stupid scrap alwayzzz falling on Waspinator's base.

[ He buzzes softly, grumbling under his breath for a moment before he continues, his tone becoming a tad whiny and pitiful. ]

Hnnnzz, can...

Can Waspinator be Decepticon? Stay in Decepticon base?

[ Because clearly you guys have a base. ]

Waspinator izzz fierce warrior! Would be great Decepticon.

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

[Poor Waspinator, the universe is out to get you.]

Do you always speak in third person?

[Because he thought Grimlock was the only annoying one who did that.]

[murphyslaw]

Wazzzpinator talks normally.

[aerospacecommander]

No, Wazzzpinator does not.

[Yeah, totally mocking here.]

[murphyslaw]

Don't make fun of Waspinator!

[aerospacecommander]

But it's so easy.

[murphyslaw]

STOP IT!

[aerospacecommander]

Make me.

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator will shoot stupid boxybot!

[aerospacecommander]

Yeah well, I'll smack you with a flyswatter.

[murphyslaw]

It takezzz more than flyswatter to take out mighty Waspinator!

[aerospacecommander]

Fine, I'll also use bugspray.

[murphyslaw]

Will not work!