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[aerospacecommander]

[look Starscream is smirking as usual.]

I know some of you have been doing recon missions around the planet and taking notes, anyone care to share their map data?

I figure it'd be quicker than mapping everything out myself.

[Private to Kay]

Hey girly, want to go do something fun? I promise it's harmless.

[No, he doesn't realize how bad that sounds.]

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

Why don't you stay there?

Wait wait. Do you sleep with someone else?

Oooh, does Blurry have a girl-boy-friend?

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[raceme]

Because reasons. [When he doesn't want to talk about something he's like this, sorry Starscream.]

For the last time thenamesnotBlurry! it's B-L-U-R-R- Bluuuuurr It's really not ALL that hard.

[raceme]

Girl-boy-friend....I...what....what...

[aerospacecommander]

Don't tell me I'll have to explain the birds and the bees to you too?

[Because Blurr, you will so get an inaccurate version of it.]

[raceme]

What does _{tiny organic animals} have to do with this con-ver-sa-ti-on?

[Inaccurate versions are the funniest versions.]

[aerospacecommander]

...

It's the human way of explaining relationships via their reproduction standards.

IE: one stabs the other one with something pointed and then dies afterwards, much like what would happen if a bee stings a bird.

It's no wonder organic children are screaming all the time.

[None of this is true at all. Don't listen to Starscream.]

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[raceme]

...

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[raceme]

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[raceme]

That doesn't make sense IF one of them dies when they are procreating _{they will} get nowhere as a species.

[Clearly no one told Blurr about the praying mantis.]

[aerospacecommander]

They seem to do just fine.

After one dies the remaining one stuffs their eggs in the dead one's body so that the children have something to eat when they hatch.

[raceme]

[Starscream, WHY.]

...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[aerospacecommander]

Isn't human biology great?

[raceme]

I can't believe you IT can't really work like that...Humans don't have pointy bits.

[aerospacecommander]

Some of them do.

-- When they get excited.

[He's been on the internet.]

[raceme]

[Blurr is just facepalming now.]

I think that's enough THANK you for your imput.