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[vandalization]

[ Hey everyone, it's your favorite token human. She's not donned the suit today, and that's probably because she doesn't look so good. She's been losing weight since her arrival, but now it's really showing. She appears to not have slept in a week. ]

Hey guys. Sorry for kind of going MIA I just... had some shit to take care of.

So look um. A few points of interest here. First-

Does anyone wanna hang out? I mean just like. Drop by. If that's okay. I'm free all day.

And since... until we can find Ratchet, I need someone to teach me the ropes in the whole. Medical. Field. I'm nowhere near good enough to work without supervision.

[ She rakes a few strands of hair out of her eyes.]

On a last note, I know this is a weird question but... has anyone ever fallen out of love with someone? And if so, how did you do it?

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[thehardway]

Are there duties that you can focus on? Work?

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[vandalization]

Yeah. I guess I can always do more at the medbay. Clean. Build shit. Yeah...

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[thehardway]

I find that if there is a distractable portion of my emotion, focusing on work is a proper outlet. If you'd like, I can enlist your assistance to keep you preoccupied.

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[vandalization]

I-

I would be really grateful for that, Ultra Radness. Thank you.

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[thehardway]

Ultra Magnus.

I will get you the unabridged version of the Autobot Code, then.

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[vandalization]

That's what I said. Radness.

What's that?

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[thehardway]

You appear to have a learning disability of some kind, Vandal. Perhaps I should spell it for you.

I can show it to you, if you'd like.

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[vandalization]

Heh. I'm just joking with you. It's part of that "fun" thing.

Well, okay. Sounds boring.

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[thehardway]

Really. I'm pretty sure I'm not experiencing it.

While some might feel the material is dry, it is rich and vibrant in its policies and laws, the verbosity scrawled in over one-hundred items to review and memorize. It is ... exquisite and worth learning.

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[vandalization]

Eh, give it time.

... Oh. You knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. On second thought...

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[thehardway]

I have been online for over six million years, you realize.

I will make sure to bring all of it to you so we can get to work.

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[vandalization]

So then you have a lot of time. To figure it out. Someday.

Oh. Uh. No, that's okay. I don't think I uh. Need. That.