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[ Hey everyone, it's your favorite token human. She's not donned the suit today, and that's probably because she doesn't look so good. She's been losing weight since her arrival, but now it's really showing. She appears to not have slept in a week. ]

Hey guys. Sorry for kind of going MIA I just... had some shit to take care of.

So look um. A few points of interest here. First-

Does anyone wanna hang out? I mean just like. Drop by. If that's okay. I'm free all day.

And since... until we can find Ratchet, I need someone to teach me the ropes in the whole. Medical. Field. I'm nowhere near good enough to work without supervision.

[ She rakes a few strands of hair out of her eyes.]

On a last note, I know this is a weird question but... has anyone ever fallen out of love with someone? And if so, how did you do it?

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[thxforthememories]

So you're nicknaming me after a bird?

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Yep!

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[thxforthememories]

I... suppose it's better than "Shinewbie"...

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I mean it in the most endearing way possible.

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[thxforthememories]

Then... I guess I don't have to call you... buttfuck.

Right?

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[ BARELY STIFLED LAUGHTER. ]

Only if you really want to.

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[thxforthememories]

Mm. No. I think your name suits you better.

[He shakes his head a little, as something occurs to him.]

... I haven't... teased anyone like that... in a long time.

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Yeah? Well. I guess this is an honor, huh?

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[thxforthememories]

An honor...?

[He doesn't see why she would think so. She doesn't know who... Or when...]

[Even so, it's... strangely good to hear someone say so.]

If that's what you feel it is. Then all right. An honor -- to be the second person I've ever teased.

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Yeah? Who was the first?

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[thxforthememories]

[He can't help it. He's... actually smiling.]

The one I told you about. When you said I was... in love.

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Ahhhhhhhhhh that guy. Yep. That makes sense.

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[thxforthememories]

Is it still an honor to you, even knowing that?

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Yep!

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[thxforthememories]

[Oh. Would you look at that...? That is quite possibly the most he's smiled since he got here.]

You... You're a good friend. Thank you.

And... so, I'll help you. We'll find you a hobby, or something else to make this world less ugly.

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So are you.

[She reaches up and pats his nose.]

Okay. We will.

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[thxforthememories]

[His head pops backward, his one optic going a little wide. Like a cat, when you poke them in the nose.]

Maybe... we could fly a little?

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U-uh... is there a place I can ride in?

[She's not too huge a fan of flight without a proper seat.]

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[thxforthememories]

I... don't think so.

My flight mode is a bird.

[Or a pterodactyl. Whichever.]

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A-ahaha... maybe not then. I'll sit here and watch, though!

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[thxforthememories]

We could find something else.

... Driving?

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Driving-

Yes. That works. I'd like that.

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[thxforthememories]

All right. We can do that.

... would you like to, now?

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Sure!

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[thxforthememories]

[He nods, and, very carefully, sets her back down on the ground before transforming. Not that he uses this form very often... but if it works!]

[He pops a door open for her.]