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[ Hey everyone, it's your favorite token human. She's not donned the suit today, and that's probably because she doesn't look so good. She's been losing weight since her arrival, but now it's really showing. She appears to not have slept in a week. ]

Hey guys. Sorry for kind of going MIA I just... had some shit to take care of.

So look um. A few points of interest here. First-

Does anyone wanna hang out? I mean just like. Drop by. If that's okay. I'm free all day.

And since... until we can find Ratchet, I need someone to teach me the ropes in the whole. Medical. Field. I'm nowhere near good enough to work without supervision.

[ She rakes a few strands of hair out of her eyes.]

On a last note, I know this is a weird question but... has anyone ever fallen out of love with someone? And if so, how did you do it?

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Um no. Not really.

[Frag, Vandal saw through him. Again.]

I can smile. [He's not Ultra Magnus, after all. ]And maybe I will. Tonight. When we go for that drive.

That's okay. It's not really all that important.

[She chuckles.]

I can't see you smile when you're a car, Drift.

[ Now she's just being difficult on purpose. ]

No, but you're important.

[Drift will see Vandal's flippancy and raise her Terrifyingly Earnest Sincerity.]

Maybe you just don't know where to look. [Well, he's smiling now at any rate.]

God, how do you do that?

[ She wants to pinch your cheeks. ]

Wait really? Your head is all tucked away. Do you smile from your butt, Drift? Do you have a buttsmile?

[ Okay now she's just teasing you outright. ]

Do what? Say the truth?

[Half teasing, half sincere.]

[~~In the context of this conversation one must wonder *which* cheeks~~]

...I've heard Wing does.

No just- you're too damn charming sometimes.

[ She laughs. ]

What, seriously? So that's what's under that skirt... I bet you would know.

It's your fault, obviously.

[Obviously.]

I...may have peeked, yes. [A bit of a nervous laugh. He's not used to talking about that sort of thing.It's a little...giggly to him.]

My fault? How is that my fault?

Ok- "peeked", suuuuuuuuuure. I bet you're like:

Oh Wing, lift up your skirt and show me your buttsmile!

Well, it only happens with you, so it must be your fault.

[Logic!]

[Drift laughs, halfway mortified, half somewhat boasting. Yes, he certainly had the opportunity. Yes, he utterly lacked the guts.]

I've heard it's not nice to, what is it called? 'Kiss and tell'.

Pffffffffff I find that hard to believe. I'm just the one that points it out.

Ohhh! No fun! C'mon don't be like that!

[He laughs.] You do. But you don't seem to really mind. [So he's not about to stop.]

[Drift laughs, giddily again.] Well, let's just say, uh, I had a pretty good look down there. [If his kind could blush, he'd be bright red.]

Nah, I don't really mind.

Oooooooooooooooooooooo! You get some robo-nookie, Drift? Little bit of pinch-and-squeal? Did you exchange files with no firewalls? Rotate some actuators? Swap paint?

Nudge nudge, wink wink?

Good. [Because he's not about to stop doing it.]

....

_Yes.

[A throat-clearing sound.] Uh.Yes. I--we--did.

[ CHINHANDS. She's going to see how far she can push you. ]

Ohhhh.

So.

Who topped?

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