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[vandalization]

[ Hey everyone, it's your favorite token human. She's not donned the suit today, and that's probably because she doesn't look so good. She's been losing weight since her arrival, but now it's really showing. She appears to not have slept in a week. ]

Hey guys. Sorry for kind of going MIA I just... had some shit to take care of.

So look um. A few points of interest here. First-

Does anyone wanna hang out? I mean just like. Drop by. If that's okay. I'm free all day.

And since... until we can find Ratchet, I need someone to teach me the ropes in the whole. Medical. Field. I'm nowhere near good enough to work without supervision.

[ She rakes a few strands of hair out of her eyes.]

On a last note, I know this is a weird question but... has anyone ever fallen out of love with someone? And if so, how did you do it?

Comments

private

[vandalization]

Ah. Well.

[ The things she could tell you. But right now isn't the time for confessions. ]

Well. I trust you. So I guess- yeah.

Have you been doing ok?

private

[ex_dishonestly997]

[he withdraws almost immediately.] Yeah. Fine.

private

[vandalization]

Starscream.

private

[ex_dishonestly997]

What? [cheerily] You're okay. You'll get seen and be okay and everything'll work out sooner or later.

private

[vandalization]

For someone with 'Decept' in the title, you suck at lying. What's wrong?

private

[ex_dishonestly997]

That's because we started off looking to expose the truth.

[long silence]

You don't want to talk right now.

private

[vandalization]

Fair enough.

And yes, yes I do.

private

[ex_dishonestly997]

Okay.

Truth is. I'm probably not the best guy to talk to about how to handle your problems in a healthy way.

In fact, I might be the second worst.

...After Overlord.

I want to help, but--Primus. I don't know. It's not even close to my specialty.

private

[vandalization]

Starscream...

Honestly you've been helpful. Even if it's not your specialty, you do a fine job at it. I understand though, if you don't want to. Y'know. Talk about that sort of shit. I don't want to be a burden.

private

[ex_dishonestly997]

You aren't a burden.

...How to put this...

You're just a pain in my aft.

And if I were in trouble, I think you'd probably try to help.

private

[vandalization]

W-

Okay we're going to pretend those two things are different.

I-



Yeah. Yeah I would. I like you. A lot.

private

[ex_dishonestly997]

They are different. I drop burdens into the sea. Or wherever else is convenient. Lava? Anyway. I'm nobody's cybermule.



How much do you like me?

private

[vandalization]

Fair...


Like. A lot? I am extremely fond of you?

private

[ex_dishonestly997]

Oh, good, we're about on par.

[whoops better soften that with a joke]

At least you've got good taste.

private

[vandalization]

Ooooh how sweet-

Ahhh. There it is. Zing.