[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

[Yeah. So. Frenzy isn't doing very well hiding the fact he's sulking. Trying to act tough by crossing his arms and looking away from the camera isn't working really well either. But at least his irritation should be getting across the link.]

So.

I needa medic. [It pains him to say this, obviously. Asking for help is for Autobots.] Fer... someone. Yeah. Someone is injured an' needs help an' he's whiny an' he won't shuddup until he gits it. [It's obviously not him with his cracked visor and helm, which seems to have worsened since his arrival.]

[He quickly points at the camera, glowering] An' if there ain't no 'Con docs here, I guess I--he'll see an Autobutt! But I wouldn't try nuttin'. He's loaded, y'hear? Guns an' super strength an' he says he took out Optimus once [smirk] yeah said it was easy, too, shoulda seen his face, dat wannabe saintly afth-- [ERR] Yeah, but you've been warned. [Asking politely is also for Autobots.]

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[video]

[wreckandrotors]

[Springer finds the tough guy act sort of cute. If he didn't remember what a troublemaker Frenzy was, he might almost feel sorry.]

Where's your friend at? I can get him to Solus's temple pretty quick.

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[idle_time]

Junkion repairs available, satisfaction guaranteed.

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

Hey! That's an even better idea. I'm a walking advertisement for them, too. [As in, hey thanks for reassembling him after that whole Goo thing.]

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[idle_time]

[Wreck-Gar grins a little at that. Some of their best work.]

Bring him on down, and I'll fix him right up.

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

I'll do my best so you can do yours.

How's it going, Wreck-Gar?

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[idle_time]

[Wreck-Gar frowned slightly.]

Concerned about the programming schedule for this place. Perceptor wouldn't just up and leave the show like that.

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

No, I don't think he would. Not the Perceptor I know.

Something must have happened.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Y'know, with the "junk" in yer name, I'm findin' dat a bit hard t'believe.

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[idle_time]

Offer void where prohibited and may be rescinded in case of jerks.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

What are DID YOU JUST CALL ME A JERK

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

[LOOK AT THAT HUGE AUTOBOT SYMBOL ON HIS CHEST. LOOK AT IT.]

He ain't goin' nowhere 'til I see some creds, know what I mean? Like, is it gonna be yer green aft or dis Solus doin' the repairs?

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

[You can also just be impressed by how HUGE the chest is. And manly. Springer's so manly there is a haze caused by sheer manliness around him. ]

Me? [Right. You're funny.] No way. But Wreck-Gar's good and up for it.

Now, where's your friend. [Is Springer playing along with the ploy or is he really this dumb? WHO KNOWS.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Wait, is it jus' gonna be the Junkfais or are you taggin' along, too?

'Cause my friend don't need two of yous hoverin' around.

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

Hey I'm just the ride.


And maybe security. [Because, not gonna lie, you seem a bit shifty.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

[smirks] Y'worried I might make junk outta yer junkfriend?

[shifty - joke could be made, but must resist]

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

I thought this was about your hurt friend.

[AHA!]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

This is a-- [...]

LOOK SHUDDUP you gonna help me or what!?

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

Of course I am.

Because I'm an Autobot. [You know, the good guys. The slightly smug, self-righteous good guys.]

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

Do you really think someone would be willing to help you the way you keep insulting all and sundry?

[She tilts her helm and... you? Took out Optimus? Oh, please.]

And it looks like it's not just your... friend that needs medical attention.

[Nope, not buying it. At all.]

[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

Ooo, well ain't we feisty, miss pointy pink head.

Fah! I don't need nuttin'.

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

"Feisty"? Just the truth.

[She preferred talking to Ravage.]

And then your visor falls out. Looks like you need something to me.

[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

My visor ain't-- [He quickly checks his cracked visor to make sure it's in place DAMN YOU] What I need is a nice step ladder so I can climb up to yer face an' swing from yer weird aft horns before I break 'em off. [True gentleman.]

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

[Not her fault you checked, you silly cassette.]

A step ladder won't get you high enough, and I'd hardly stand still for long enough to let you. I hope you're getting help from someone else, because I'm not feeling very generous.

[She somehow manages to stay sincere at hoping he is getting help from someone else, even!]

[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

Oh, a little fight in ya then, huh? Good, 'cause I was worried all you would be good fer is standin' 'round lookin' pretty like some damsel. [sneer] But I thank ya fer yer concern, dollfais.

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

I've kicked an aft or two in my career. [An understatement.] Never one as tiny as yours though.

[Then her optics narrow.]

So I certainly just don't "stand around"... and the name-calling isn't appreciated.

[Someone needs a flick on their visor to crack it the whole way.]

[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

Name callin' is what I do when I can't do some aft breakin'. [shrug] But, hey, if yer offerin' fer a throwdown, who am I to turn down a pretty femme?

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

Perhaps when you're repaired. It wouldn't be fair otherwise, now would it?

[Tiny or not, she's not going to assume he couldn't be a threat. And totally calling him out on that "my friend needs repairs" thing.]

[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

Then it's a date! Memo'd to myself.

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

[Have a grimace and a helmshake, Frenzy. Why did nearly everyone insist on calling things and meetings "dates"?]

Cute. You and one of the Starscreams should talk; you sound similar.

[Difference being Frenzy had a lot more accent.]

[forcebonded]

[Revan's gonna humour him for now.]

Your friend. How did he get injured?

[rednotbluethx]

He got in a fight wit a bunch of in-quizz-tive beasties who stepped outta line. Beat 'em up real good. Sent 'em home cryin' t'Vector Sigma.

[Video]

[dirge]

I have a medic.

[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

Then why ain't he done nuttin' for dat ugly growth on yer chin?

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[dirge]

Where?!

[Video]

[rednotbluethx]

Yer chin, ya dumbaft!

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

What about a medic that was a former Decepticon?

[Because he's got one of those.]

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

... Maybe he can work wit dat.

But he wants t'know why yer a former 'Con.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

It's a phenomenally long, boring story. Zombies and a lotta abuse by superiors are involved.

But it's not like I went to the Autobots. 'M just freelancing. Whoever asks gets my services - so long as they ask nicely.

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

Wait. Wait. How can anythin' wit zombies in it be a borin' story? An' abuse from the top? Pfft. Like dat's news.

At least y'made the right choice 'bout not defectin' ta those geeks. Got me some sorta weirdo an' his jolly green giant friend helpin' me--my friend out. But... It's not like I'm gonna trust 'em. We ain't, that is. Probably wants t'make sure they don't plant no bombs in there, y'know? Might need a real medic t'make sure they don't, yea?

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Mm, well maybe if y'ask real nice I'll tell it t'you sometime, eh? And the abuse ain't surprising, but the fact that Autobots were the only ones that cared to assist me with it might be.

Oh, I get it. I c'n stop by and take a look at your friend once the other two get done. Wouldn't want 'em doing anything untoward, after all.

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

[But asking nicely is for looooseerrrsssss] Yeah, well, he's askin' nicely an' all. Y'can't hear him, but he totally is.

We'll keep in touch den. [smile]

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Mm-hmm~ I'll keep that in mind when I stop by.

Designation's Barricade by the way. Call me anytime, darlin'.

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

Barricade. [confirmed nod] Gotcher number, um... sweettoof, I guess.