sparkless: (look down smile)
Starscream ([personal profile] sparkless) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-07-08 08:40 pm

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[Starscream is crouching, hands out to his sides, claws splayed. He's pretty much covered in fluids; energon and blood and something that glows green. A variety of parts lay scattered around him, mostly limbs ripped from charging enemies. There's a huge grin on his face as he glances down at the screen, wings taut and twitching on his back.]

So much for the mystery of how to kill these things. When in doubt, claw their optics out.

Or... eyes... I suppose. [Something goes squish under his foot.]

Got any harder missions to send me on, Megatronus?
youhavebeenswindled: (You know you want this)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenswindled 2012-07-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not all of us can be fierce warriors like yourself~

I mean, someone has to... inspect the battlefield when the fighting's over, am I right?

[There's nothing like looting corpses that makes Swindle's day.]
youhavebeenswindled: (Do business with me)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenswindled 2012-07-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but there's always interesting things that the predators leave behind that the scavengers find.

I suppose you're going to need something from me eventually? Better name it now so I can be prepared.
youhavebeenswindled: (not interested)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenswindled 2012-07-09 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I can get you your first request, but I have to ask how necessary the second one is.

[He doesn't give a list of his inventory to just anyone you know.]
youhavebeenswindled: (For half the price)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenswindled 2012-07-09 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough I suppose.

We'll have to meet up so I can give it to you personally. I don't want everyone to know what I have, if you know what I mean.

[Because he's got some pretty good things, and he'd rather not face attempted muggings until he has a few reliable bodyguards in place. Also there's an elite guard running around, and those like Liege who might be listening in.]
youhavebeenswindled: (Default)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenswindled 2012-07-09 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
For you, I think I can.

Hope you realize that this isn't going to be free~

[It never is with Swindle.]
youhavebeenswindled: (So what do you say?)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenswindled 2012-07-10 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Consider it done.

So where do you want to meet up later?
youhavebeenswindled: (Swindle)

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[personal profile] youhavebeenswindled 2012-07-12 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd like to say that he'd rather not have business so close to home, but meh, this is Starscream and whatever.]

It's a date, I guess I'll see you whenever it suits you! I'll be here for the rest of the day.