[Video]

[sparkless]

[Starscream is crouching, hands out to his sides, claws splayed. He's pretty much covered in fluids; energon and blood and something that glows green. A variety of parts lay scattered around him, mostly limbs ripped from charging enemies. There's a huge grin on his face as he glances down at the screen, wings taut and twitching on his back.]

So much for the mystery of how to kill these things. When in doubt, claw their optics out.

Or... eyes... I suppose. [Something goes squish under his foot.]

Got any harder missions to send me on, Megatronus?

Comments

[Video]

[raceme]

Thank you for the insight...notallofushaveclawsyouknow. Or are as huge as a building. [He's not calling you fat, honestly.]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Oh dear. Well, then I suppose you're fragged, aren't you? [Smiiiirk]

Re: [Video]

[raceme]

New flash Decepticon, brute force isn't everything wits actually help a lot but it's NOT LIKE you know anything about them.

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

They don't seem to be helping you much now! Enjoy your gruesome death!

1/4

[raceme]

Are your optic glitched? Does it look like I'm dying to you?

[UNIMPRESSED BOT is very unimpressed.]

2/4

[raceme]

FIRST OF ALL I am the fasted land based vehicle here in fact I'm faster than certain FLYING vehicles like yourself or your clones at least.

[Video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Oh my, it would seem as though the former second-in-command is rather enjoying himself. Swindle takes a minute to admire the ferocity of the scene before finally speaking up.]

Having fun Starscream?

Just so ya know, I'm rooting for you, good luck.

[He's nowhere near the battlefield right now by the way, he'll wait for later.]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

[It's been a while since he's really been able to let loose like this. It's very stress relieving.]

You could say that!

Rooting for me, hm? From a safe hidey-hole, I'm sure.

[Little coward.]

[Video]

[youhavebeenswindled]

Well, not all of us can be fierce warriors like yourself~

I mean, someone has to... inspect the battlefield when the fighting's over, am I right?

[There's nothing like looting corpses that makes Swindle's day.]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

True, true. [He pauses to shoot something off screen several times.]

Ah, yes. After the predators come the scavengers. Enjoy what little is left!

[video] hope this is ok?

[sword_redemption]

You, uh, you really like to get hands-on.

[ Drift enjoys fighting and all, but still. Not quite like...ewwwww.]

Re: [video] yup

[sparkless]

With hands like these, who wouldn't? [He laughs, wriggling his claws.]

Got a problem with it, Fins?

[video]

[sword_redemption]

That's a creepy good question. [Really insincere laugh. Because wow you are a weirdo. But at least you're being a crazed weirdo for the side of JUSTICE!]

No proble---Fins? [Wuzzah?]

Re: [video]

[sparkless]

[Justice, yeah. Sure.]

Those... [He makes rabbit ears with his talons] ...things on your head? OR did you not know they were there?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Never change, pinkscream. Wheeljack looks pretty stoic about your little display, but...]

You got something on your...

[He uses his hand to gesture to his other hand.]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

My claws? Oh that's just the precious life fluids of my enemies. You know.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Prefer to let my blade do the talkin' there. You're gonna have to wash that off later, you know.

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Not hands on enough for me. [And it reminds him of Megatron.]

I was thinking about letting it dry. It would make an interesting new paint job. [And stop you from calling him 'Pinkie'.]

[/Lurks]

[my_own_trope]

[You better believe you're getting sized up. Also, thanks for suddenly convincing him that maybe he should actually fulfilling a few requests himself. Because, you know, one-upmanship and all.]

Re: [/Lurks]

[sparkless]

[You're welcome for the motivation, Stickscream~

Also, while you're here, enjoy a paint job that isn't incredibly boring!]

[my_own_trope]

[You call that gaudy thing a paint job? Glitch, please. ]

[Video]

[dontasktrix]

[Because obviously they are both here, and her previous not-concern-at-all has been satisfied, she's not even going to bother with the 'how are you alive?' and such.]

So? Has the whole direct brute force method actually helped you discover anything useful? Like, oh, vital internals we could just shoot?!

[And why are you trying to please someone named Megatronus? She can't even ask it, yet, it makes her so crazy. Or, maybe it's young Starscream who doesn't know her, and hasn't been slagged, repeatedly.]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

[Oh joy, it seems she's finally caught up with him. Starscream isn't surprised that of all the clones this is the one that managed to follow him here. He's just a little surprised she bothered.]

Some of us don't mind close combat. You should try it some time, its good for the spark.

[As for that- well, you will have to ask him. It depends on the circumstances whether he will answer truthfully or at all.]

[Video]

[dontasktrix]

[Like she'd followed on purpose?!]

Good way to risk getting pinned without a path of egress, too! And, all that stuff causes drag.

But, by all means, continue maiming and shredding the things, it's not like you'd want to gain favor with any of the Big Bots looking for specimens for study.

[That's her very indirect way of questioning who exactly he's trying to impress.]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

I didn't need an escape route- these things didn't stand a chance against me.

[What, are you saying you think he's not tough enough to take them on?]

And I plan on washing it off. It would have to be someone pretty special for me to let their energon dry over my paintjob. [Like Megatron.]

[He knows what you're trying to do, you're a part of him after all. Have some good old Starscream brand evasion.]

What was that old Earth saying? 'Birds of a feather flock together?'