[Video]

[sparkless]

[Starscream is crouching, hands out to his sides, claws splayed. He's pretty much covered in fluids; energon and blood and something that glows green. A variety of parts lay scattered around him, mostly limbs ripped from charging enemies. There's a huge grin on his face as he glances down at the screen, wings taut and twitching on his back.]

So much for the mystery of how to kill these things. When in doubt, claw their optics out.

Or... eyes... I suppose. [Something goes squish under his foot.]

Got any harder missions to send me on, Megatronus?

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[sparkless]

They don't seem to be helping you much now! Enjoy your gruesome death!

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[raceme]

Are your optic glitched? Does it look like I'm dying to you?

[UNIMPRESSED BOT is very unimpressed.]

2/4

[raceme]

FIRST OF ALL I am the fasted land based vehicle here in fact I'm faster than certain FLYING vehicles like yourself or your clones at least.

3/4

[raceme]

SECOND If they can't catch me then can't hurt met Therefore there's no point on worrying about the impossible.

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[raceme]

And THIRD...there's a monster behind you coming your way.

[Not really but he's curious to see if you will look.]

holy word bomb Blurr

[sparkless]

Faster than a harrier jet? I really doubt that.

And what if they cornered you? If there was no where to run? [Sneer]

[He casually aims a null ray behind him and fires. He makes a face when it doesn't appear to have hit anything.]

....Very funny.

8D He's like that~

[raceme]

So did Thundercracker HAVE you seen him lately? Me neither.

[You had to remind him of that, don't you? Blurr keeps a straight face.] That.Wont.happen. again

[Oh Primus, Starscream he can't believe you really fell for that.

Snicker. Snicker. Snicker.]

[sparkless]

An inferior clone's abilities do not compare to mine.

[Grin] You never know.

Any more silly autobot tricks you want to play on me?

[raceme]

And yet you still rely on them to do your dirty work.

Oh I know.

[He raises a finger to indicates a random point behind Starscream.] Sharkticon. [Except that this time he's telling the truth.]

[sparkless]

Canon fodder doesn't need to be on par with me. [Chuckle]


Sorry, not falling for it again.

[Something closes its teeth on his wing. CHOMP!]

AGGGH!

[raceme]

But they seems to have your same looks an abilities only the paint job is different and well THERE IS Slipstream care to explain me why one of the clones is a femme?

[He would laugh at your misery if he were a different bot Like, let's say, Bumblebeee. But he's not, so he just watch the show and smirks.]

[sparkless]

[He'd like to answer but he's busy trying to pry the thing off his wing without damaging the sensitive metal.]

Get off me, you overgrown fish meal! I'll get you back for this!

[raceme]

[He would like to help but...ah no, he doesn't really like that. You and your clones tried to kill them all so...he will just watch to see what happens. Blurr knows that sharkticon is doomed, but this is entertaining.]

[sparkless]

[He eventually manages to get it off and kill it but not without losing a big chunk out of his wing.]

Auugh... Next time I see you, your aft is mine, autobot! [He hisses at the screen.]

gah, sorry for the double reply

[raceme]

[Flying is overrated anyway.]

I'm sorry to crush your hopes but psychotic egomaniacs are so not my type.

[sparkless]

[Starscream makes a face.] I didn't mean like that. You have a dirty mind for a goody-two-shoes autobot.

[raceme]

What a funny thing to say coming from a De-cep-ti-con.


AndIdonot.