[Video]

[sparkless]

[Starscream is crouching, hands out to his sides, claws splayed. He's pretty much covered in fluids; energon and blood and something that glows green. A variety of parts lay scattered around him, mostly limbs ripped from charging enemies. There's a huge grin on his face as he glances down at the screen, wings taut and twitching on his back.]

So much for the mystery of how to kill these things. When in doubt, claw their optics out.

Or... eyes... I suppose. [Something goes squish under his foot.]

Got any harder missions to send me on, Megatronus?

Comments

[video] hope this is ok?

[sword_redemption]

You, uh, you really like to get hands-on.

[ Drift enjoys fighting and all, but still. Not quite like...ewwwww.]

Re: [video] yup

[sparkless]

With hands like these, who wouldn't? [He laughs, wriggling his claws.]

Got a problem with it, Fins?

[video]

[sword_redemption]

That's a creepy good question. [Really insincere laugh. Because wow you are a weirdo. But at least you're being a crazed weirdo for the side of JUSTICE!]

No proble---Fins? [Wuzzah?]

Re: [video]

[sparkless]

[Justice, yeah. Sure.]

Those... [He makes rabbit ears with his talons] ...things on your head? OR did you not know they were there?

[video]

[sword_redemption]

My....? [He reaches up, and feels his helm.] These? These aren't fins. Because fins are more like, you know, sidey-things.

[WING has some fins, Starscream. And is he seriously getting trolled about his looks by something with a chin that big?]

Re: [video]

[sparkless]

So what do you call those? Antenna? [This is fun!]

[Too bad it also means he's not paying attention to the two slimy green things oozing up behind him.]

[video]

[sword_redemption]

It's my helm. [Weird look.] Is this a problem for you? [Because he really can't help his helm design but you seem really distracted by it.]

Uhhhhh. [Hrm. He is on our side. At least now, and they do need all the help they can get.] Might want to check behind you?

Re: [video]

[sparkless]

No problem at all. You might want to get those filed down or something though.

Hm? [He glances over his shoulder] Oh. I've got to go squish those then. I'll make fun of your head more later!