[Video]

[sparkless]

[Starscream is crouching, hands out to his sides, claws splayed. He's pretty much covered in fluids; energon and blood and something that glows green. A variety of parts lay scattered around him, mostly limbs ripped from charging enemies. There's a huge grin on his face as he glances down at the screen, wings taut and twitching on his back.]

So much for the mystery of how to kill these things. When in doubt, claw their optics out.

Or... eyes... I suppose. [Something goes squish under his foot.]

Got any harder missions to send me on, Megatronus?

Comments

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

My claws? Oh that's just the precious life fluids of my enemies. You know.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Prefer to let my blade do the talkin' there. You're gonna have to wash that off later, you know.

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Not hands on enough for me. [And it reminds him of Megatron.]

I was thinking about letting it dry. It would make an interesting new paint job. [And stop you from calling him 'Pinkie'.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Can't promise ya that'll stay. But as long as it's not any bots I know, we're good.

So, find your other selves yet?

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

I like your attitude!

No. They all seem to be in hiding. Proof of their inferiority, I'd say.

[There's also a monster larger than Starscream coming up from behind him.]

Re: [Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

You're all kind of special in your own ways.

[Oh my...that's a large monster.]

Hey Pinkie. Behind you.

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

As long as you agree that I am the handsomest of the three.

Hm? [Oh hey, Wheeljack is right. And not just kidding him like that horrible intelligence agent from his world. It looks like this one is a bit too big to try and slice into ribbons. Starscream grimaces as he pops open his subspace, searching for something.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Sure. Let's go with that.

[His eyebrow perks as he watches this. Now what could that jet be doing...?]

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

[Starscream's claws resurface with a device about as big as his palm. He clicks something on the side and it begins to glow red and emit a shrill beeping noise. He tosses it at the monster, which it sticks to, and five seconds later-

EXPLOSION.]

There we go.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Sorry, he couldn't explosion over the explosion of your explosion.

Look at those blue eyes sparkle.]

You inta demolitions, Screamy?

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

[Grin] How could I not be? They're so.... surprising.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

And here I thought all you Screamers were just talk.

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

I think you'll find comparing me to the others is a big mistake.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He leans on one leg, inspecting his own grenade.]

Can't really blame me. A Con's a Con's a Con.

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Hardly. Some of us are a lot more intelligent, not to mention good looking, than others.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He can't pass this one up.]

And more colour-coordinated.