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Ironfist ([personal profile] cerebroshellshocked) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-11-01 09:20 am
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[video] Enter the Fanboy

[The video feed pops on, to a slightly breathless sounding voice and a worried pair of blue optics.]

...must have gotten knocked out.

Perceptor?  Verity?    Springer?  A-anyone? 

[He tries to make his voice sound a little calmer, a little less unnerved. ]

I'm okay. Something must've, uh, hit me on the head or something.

[Not, you know, the passing out thing. Of course not]

Tell me it's over.

Tell me...we won.

...

Tell me I'm not alone.

chatterbot: (but i still want to sleep with you both)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-02 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Is this because he thought you were kind of a hagiographer?]

Up to here or up to back on Cybertron? 'cos I couldn't really tell you what's going on back there, seeing as I kind of left and all.

Overlord kinda... Let's say he did what pretty much everyone expects mechs like him to do and leave it at that. Wasn't pretty. Lot of people got hurt and killed. Not sure what happened to him afterwards. Kinda hoping he's been offlined.

[Maybe a little harsh, but it is Overlord, and Swerve's good attitude does not extend to those levels. He's personable, not insane.]
chatterbot: (And he was all "SAY WHAT AGAIN")

you can feel free to skip that summary

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, it's like robot college all over again. The Academy. Whatever.]

Things got really weird towards the end. Earth was a big deal for a while, but it was pretty fine until Galvatron and his guys invaded Kimia and killed a good amount of the mechs on there. Arcee and Hardhead came by and rescued us when our escape pod got busted and they explained that Galvatron had this thing called the Heart of Darkness and he thought he was keeping something called the D-Void from destroying the universe by destroying Cybertron.
But it turned out the Heart was actually a way for it to get purchase in the universe, and so everyone had to sort of team up to stop him and they did and Cybertron got kind of rebooted.
But it came back kinda wrong and started attacking pretty much everyone. Which is weird 'cos it also sent out a signal telling us all to come home.
And then we found a map to the Knights of Cybertron in the now dead Matrix so Rodimus, Drift, Magnus, Red Alert and a few hundred others decided to go follow it to see if we could bring them back and usher in another Golden Age.

We found Tailgate too. He missed pretty much the whole war and almost killed Nut-Jo- I mean Whirl. I think you'd like him. It's kinda hard not to. [He's like a kitten.]

And yeah? Do tell. 'cos last I checked he got arrested, so you might wanna take that up with Magnus.
Edited 2012-11-03 03:41 (UTC)
chatterbot: (what can't you do with a drunken sailor)

you'd think so but it didn't and I'm not sure what's sadder ;n;

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He vents a bit and it almost sounds like 'pfff'. Almost. Never figured out how Prowl managed to make that noise.] Yeah, tell me about it. Took Brainstorm five explanations to get it. We were there listening to them talk forever. And then they rammed their ship into Cybetron and we had to bail out mid-air. Well, okay, that part was a little fun.

And yeah. Best I got was that Prime used it to fix the planet after Galvatron did something to it and it just sort of broke after that.

What? No. Primus, no. I meant Tailgate. I mean, I guess you could like Whirl too, if you want. Everyone knows you're kind of a Wreckers fan at this point, but he is definitely not who I was talking about. [He's not even sure Whirl likes Whirl.]

A thing. In your head. That you might be able to use on Overlord. Is this the thing that I think you're thinking about, or is this another thing that doesn't have anything to do with the thing I'm thinking about?
chatterbot: (check please)

adshaghs

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-03 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, tell me about it. I guess it's the same with stories and quests. Sometimes life doesn't get to be like stories, and it's just plain ol' life, with all the bumps and falls. Kinda learning that the longer I'm on the Lost Light.

[Mistakes get made and everyone gets to feel like the worst heap of scrap this side of the Milky Way.]

Hmm... How do I put this delicately? [THIS IS SO HARD. UGH.] Do you remember leaving a message behind before you left for the Wreckers? One set to go out on the Wreckers: Declassified feed?
chatterbot: (because you have terrible judgement)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-03 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Someone else woulda told you a bit more carefully. Maybe Perceptor? Buuuut... [A sheepish shrug. This goes back to that life thing they were talking about. Prepare to drastically lower your expectations.]

So what can you do about him? Or is it classified? [Like that would stop him from badgering you incessantly, Ironfist.]
chatterbot: (nothing lasts forever)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-05 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Deterrence chips? Not exactly familiar with the prison system, but I'm familiar with 'em. Easy enough to guess what they do.

And you sorta explained it. You as in future you. Still, wish we coulda done something to help. Maybe fix it? [He's not gonna say that he wishes Ironfist would have told them. It's not like he needs to explain himself while he's still dealing with being dead.]

Is it still... y'know. Even here?

Skyfall, uh... He died. Cornered in your office. He found some Gideon's Glue and drank it.
chatterbot: (for people like me)

THE MOST WORST AT HELPING

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-07 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Whatever constitutes for a surprised eyebrow raise for mechs with visors, Swerve is pulling it off.] Well. That's useful.

Yeah. Well the FirstForged can probably do something about it, and I doubt anyone'll say you don't deserve it.

[He wasn't exactly expecting Ironfist to take that well. If he's honest, he wasn't sure what to expect from him a lot of the time. He always seemed wrapped up in Wreckers mythology, weapon designing, and apparently having a bullet tunneling towards his brain module.]

I'm probably the last person who should be telling you this, but it's better to feel responsible for something, to at least figure you did something wrong, than to just feel nothing. You did all you could to keep that stuff outta 'con hands. Skyfall... he made his choices and he didn't even feel anything. You're not really responsible for the choices he made, ya know? So at least you've got that. Don't know if that helps but... there you go.

[Okay. Now how does he change the subject without it feeling awkward and clunky, as far as conversations go?]
chatterbot: (you don't think threepover is funny)

*pets presh emo bot* there there buddy

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Things that got him through the Academy.]

Effective is one word for it. [Violation of basic cybertronian rights is another, though it's more like a phrase.] Not that I'm objecting to Overlord having a few in him.

What would you've said? You didn't have proof at the time, and he tried to set you up.

[You stop that.]
chatterbot: (for people like me)

shh shh it's okay

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-14 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you explained that too. In the message, I mean. Used to find it hard to believe he did all that for a lab. [But it turns out some people are just terrible and sociopathic. He doesn't know why this is such a sudden revelation to him.]

But that's be right, there. That kinda stuff is a bit on the backburner here. It only matters as much as you or anyone else is willing to let it. Not like anyone's gonna hold it against you if you don't wanna let it go, though. [At least, he won't.]
chatterbot: (nothing lasts forever)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-29 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
No one knew he was capable of that. Don't feel bad about it.

[Ironfist you're coming off like the saddest little robopuppy and Swerve is so clueless as to how to make you feel better.]

Wait... which something are we talking about here? The deadly something?
chatterbot: (but i still want to sleep with you both)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-12-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[It is sad. It's so sad that Swerve can't even manage a reply to that, other than a few open-close mouth motions. He wants to make Ironfist feel better, but he's not sure how, and he's not even sure the other mech wants to feel better anyway, so he just doesn't say anything about that.]

Aequitas? [He's gotta scan though that particular W:D thing in his memory banks, but then his eyeride gives the impression of widening optics behind his visor.] Oooooooh.
chatterbot: (yet)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-12-13 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't really say he feels the same, considering his line of work, but that's really the truth of it all. They were apart of the war effort, and that meant doing science that would be used to kill other mechs. Just one more cog in the ever moving machine.

He sighs and slumps a bit.]


Yeah, there's really no denying that, is there?

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