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[woreheelsandeverything]

[You know, there were a lot of things June thought she could handle, especially after 'giant robots'. Sadly, suddenly appearing on an obvious alien planet--and in their garbage pile no less--was not something she saw coming. So please forgive her if she's a little panicked at the moment.]

I could really use some help right about now.

[She's not even sure if she got this whatever it is to work properly. As such, she's not even looking directly into the feed, but rather surveying the area for any possible way back home.]

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[vandalization]

[Oh another human! She'll even take off her helmet for you so she doesn't look and sound like a scary man.]

Um. Hey?

[woreheelsandeverything]

[She gives a sigh of relief; not only was she able to reach someone, but this someone is also human. Perfect.]

Oh good. Look, I don't know what's going on here, but there's been some kind of mistake. I don't belong here.

[She doesn't want to humor the idea that she's been possibly kidnapped again. This is obviously just one big misunderstanding.]

[vandalization]

Well. Short version is that you're in a different dimension. None of us belong here. We're trying to figure out how to go home. Haven't found much yet. But uh. Humans are kinda a minority.

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[neverputincharge]

[What the slag? So many from their world all of the sudden.]

June? [Man, is he surprised to hear you.]

Is Jack with you?

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[A familiar voice is a good way to calm her down. Maybe not completely, but at lease enough to fake that she's in control.

...Although Bulk's second question breaks her heart.]

No... I was about to ask you the same thing. What's going on here? If Jack's not here, then where is he?

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[littlecrowgirl]

A-Are you okay ma'am?

[Despite all that's happened, seeing more humans is always a good sign. She peers in to the Link, a slight smile on her face.]

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[Oh no, who left this baby girl on an alien planet? ]

No, I--Where are you? How in the world did you get here?

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[rednotbluethx]

Auugh; why can't da Firstguys here put you meatbrains on yer own island or somethin'? Like maybe wit' some malfunctionin' nosorons ta keep ya'll company.

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[WOW RUDE.]

Excuse me?

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[cpt_timeruiner]

Is there any way I could assist ma'am?

[Have a fellow that looks military without being in military clothes. He's here to help!]

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[She'll just get straight to the point.]

Fastest way home. Now.

...Please.

[Just because she's angry, doesn't mean she's allowed to be rude.]

[bandagebound]

[That's weird. She's not even at one of their temples. Why would she be at the Junk Pile?]

Hey. Did you just get here?

[woreheelsandeverything]

[She'd make a snarky comment about being too obvious, but this is a serious matter.]

Pretty much. ...Unless I was knocked out longer than I'd like to think I was.

[winged_knight]

[The video clicks on to show, unsurprisingly, a giant robot. But he is very white and looks mildly concerned, so hopefully not too threatening.]

Ah, miss? [He flashes her a warm smile.] Are you alright? You needed some help?

[woreheelsandeverything]

[Pft, giant robots are not threatening, Wing. ...Unless they're Megatron. You're not Megatron, so you're good.]

Yes, please. I need a way back home. I'm so desperate at this point.

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[showboater]

[Woah, adult lady! Maybe she can cook. That'd be a nice change.

All right, try actually being pleasant for once.

Yeah, okay, that smile's not disconcerting or anything.]

You all right? Need a pickup or something?

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[At least he's helpful?]

That depends, do you know the way out of here?

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[breakthrough]

June Darby.

I never imagined we would meet again.

[Voice sounds... familiar? If a little robotic.]

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[Yeah, pretty familiar. Not the kind of familiar she likes, either. Luckily for her, he's behind a screen so she feels safe enough to stand up for herself. Well, she would have regardless, but it's a lot easier this way.]

And you are...?

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[sariexmachina]

[Oh hey, another human...in the junk heap, with no robots or monsters chasing her. That means only one thing, right...?]

...If you're looking for food, you don't have to dig in the junk heap anymore, you know.

We got food in the temples and stuff.

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[There are so many things she could say about that. Like, why would she ever eat garbage food? Instead, she just goes into super mom mode.]

Oh please don't tell me you're here all alone, too.

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[aerospacecommander]

And whooo are you?

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[woreheelsandeverything]

That depends, are you going to help me?

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[happyduckbutt]

Oh hey, you all right there? Um, anyone help you yet?

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[ex_dishonestly997]

More humans.

[beat]

It looks like you're getting plenty of help from your species, but if--for some reason--you think you need more, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to ask.

I'm Starscream.