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[woreheelsandeverything]

[You know, there were a lot of things June thought she could handle, especially after 'giant robots'. Sadly, suddenly appearing on an obvious alien planet--and in their garbage pile no less--was not something she saw coming. So please forgive her if she's a little panicked at the moment.]

I could really use some help right about now.

[She's not even sure if she got this whatever it is to work properly. As such, she's not even looking directly into the feed, but rather surveying the area for any possible way back home.]

Comments

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[rednotbluethx]

Auugh; why can't da Firstguys here put you meatbrains on yer own island or somethin'? Like maybe wit' some malfunctionin' nosorons ta keep ya'll company.

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[woreheelsandeverything]

[WOW RUDE.]

Excuse me?

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[rednotbluethx]

Ya hard of hearin', skinbag? Maybe I'll translate fer ya.

I'm sayin': you an' yer fleshy friends should be thrown on a private island where it'd be cool if ya'll got torn apart an' stomped on by a nosoron. Y'don't have those on Earth, do ya? Well, they're kinda like those big, fat ugly leather beasts wif the big horn on their faces.

Good t'tear meat apart, yea.

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[woreheelsandeverything]

Wonderful. You know, this is the kind of thing I expect from a teenager or small child. How old does your ancient giant robot race live for again? What was it, a thousand years or so? Why don't you do me a favor and catch up with the rest of them because I so do not need this right now.

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[rednotbluethx]

Aww, don't be so sour, blobbychest! It sounds like yer kinna jealous. You hoomans don't live very long, do ya? Ya age pretty fast, too. Lookin' atcha, I can tell. Yer 'bout to malfunction any klik now; an' here I am, fresh outta popcorn.

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[woreheelsandeverything]

...Do you even eat popcorn, or were you planning on simply smashing it against your face? Either way, if you don't say anything helpful in the next two seconds, then I'm turning this thing off and you can enjoy talking garbage to yourself.

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[rednotbluethx]

Nah. Don't put dat garbage in my system. Not very good.

Is dis helpful: are hoomans good? As in, like, eatin' dem.