[Video] HEY LOSERS!

[misfier]

[ SUDDENLY SCREEN FULL OF RED OPTICS. ]

Hello? Is this thing on? Krok? Kroooooooooooooook? I promise I'll never roam again! You can't do this!

Spinister? Crankcase? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuulcrum?

Look is anyone out there? Okay seriously I'm all for a good joke. You know me, good old Misfire, always joking and stuff but this is bordering on highly weird. And you know how I feel about weird things.

I find them.

Well. Weird.

Anyways can anyone tell me where I am? And maybe if you've seen my comrades? Krok is kinda unimpressive and has this sense of quiet desperation, you'd know Spinister by looking at him he actually makes the surrounding area more stupid by existing in it, it's actually kind of impressive. Crankcase has this unmistakable head wound and is generally unpleasant in every way and Fulcrum is the biggest loser you will ever have the pleasure to lay your optics on, believe me you can't miss him.

And more over:

What loser left all this fantastic stuff around?

[ The view abruptly swings to Misfire, gesturing to the... junk heap. ]

SERIOUSLY! Does anyone have a claim on this? Because if not, I am hereby claiming dibs. Dibs on everything. Look at this! [ He picks up what appears to be half of a piano ]

SO USEFUL. For things. This is just careless, really. I mean what a waste. Someone needs to sort through all of this because it is practically a mine of great. Things. Whatsits. Now there is a great word. Not one you hear often, right? Whatsits.

Anyways all I'm really trying to say here is uh.

Little help, please?

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[forcowardice]

[He knows that blabbermouth anywhere!]

Misfire!

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[forcowardice]

Well, I haven't seen Krok or anyone else yet, but I've been here for a couple of hours. Maybe--

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[forcowardice]

[WAIT YOU CALLED HIM A LOSER.]

Hey!

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[misfier]

HEY, PINHEAD! Wow am I glad to see you! Never thought I'd say that!

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[forcowardice]

Yeah, whatever, I'm glad to see you too.

Apparently, we're on Cybertron.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

You don't waste any time.

I've met Fulcrum.

[frowning]

Do a slow pan down yourself.

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[misfier]

Ohmygodit'sStarscream. He'ssayingwordstome.

Uh. Yes. Hello. Sir. I'm Misfire. And I-

Wow. Uh. Really? Shouldn't you take me out for drinks first? Not that I'm complaining I mean I do like to move fast, but...

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[forcowardice]

[IF HE KNEW WHAT A POPCORN GIF WAS, THAT'D BE NOW.]

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[misfier]

GET OFF THE FEED, PINHEAD! YOU'RE RUINING MY MOMENT IN THE SUN!

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[ex_dishonestly997]

That's an order, soldier.

Fulcrum seems to know how to follow them.

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[misfier]

Eep! Yes. Yes sir... [ He pans slowly, as ordered. Maybe wiggles his hips a little. ]

Is that ah. Satisfactory?

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[malleability]

[ Wow, you seem. Bizarre. ]

The Decepticons in your universe must be getting awfully desperate...

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[misfier]

That depends on your viewpoint. What makes you say that?

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[malleability]

Well for one, you seem to be some kind of idiot.

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[misfier]

Do I? What gave you that impression? I suppose you are entitle to your wrong opinion.

On that note, you seem to be kind of ugly. So there's that.

[raceme]

no SORRY I've never heard of your friends before sir _{YOU ARE NEW} I take it? [It was very obvious.]

You must have a room for your ^{own you don't have to stay} in the junkpile.

[misfier]

Well duh I mean I have no idea where I am.

Yeah- I did run into a buddy who says there's a bar where I can stay and get fueled which is fabulous.

[raceme]

Cybertron....one of them.

Does he _{has flaps} on his face? That would be WING.

[misfier]

Well- uh. Hm.

Uh, yeah I may have seen that guy around.

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[rednotbluethx]

[energetic post deserves an energetic response]

THEY'RE ALL DEAD AND YOU'RE IN THE PIT

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[misfier]

Oh, so close. Nice attempt but you're late on the delivery.

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[rednotbluethx]

Ah, c'mon! I had the other losers going! Yer ruinin' my streak, motormouf!

EXCUSE ME DID YOU CALL SOMEONE TO MAKE IT WORSE

[chatterbot]

I seriously need to get on these things faster. There is some epic prank potential just flying out the window here.

Junkpile is fulla neat things though. Mostly the alien metals and scrap that gets dropped though the Lambda. Apparently some mech named Unicron is responsible for the whole everyone falling through the massive space hole according to someone else who heard it implied by someone else. So you can thank him for the whole 'no longer being where you were before' thing, if it turns out that's true. Pretty sure you can't call dibs on the whole pile though.

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL "AMAZING"

[misfier]

Yeah sorry, despite popular opinion I'm more clever than your average idiot, so not too keen to fall for jokes but I'm sure there will be some less fortunate spark.

Wow that is kinda an info dump. Not sure why I should care, mostly, I just want to get home. I'm allergic to dangerous, strange or scary situations.

Pretty sure I just did, also.

SO IT ISN'T

[chatterbot]

Here's hopin'.

Welp guess we should start with the good news then.

The good news is that you can now take whatever you want from that pile because no one'll complain. You can even live there and chances are no one'll make a fuss. Not like that's gonna keep anyone from takin' what they want but feel free to say it's yours.
Bad news is we have no idea how to get home at all. Good news is the FirstForged are working on it.
Bad news is they're gettin' fussy about letting anyone without one'a these, [Here's a little flash of his own Trionic glyph. Fortunately on his shoulder-wheel and not on his codplate.] into their temples.
Good news is that there's a bar and Wing's lettin' anyone in.