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re_alignment2012-11-01 07:43 pm
misfier) wrote in re_alignment2012-11-01 07:43 pm
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[Video] HEY LOSERS!
[ SUDDENLY SCREEN FULL OF RED OPTICS. ]
Hello? Is this thing on? Krok? Kroooooooooooooook? I promise I'll never roam again! You can't do this!
Spinister? Crankcase? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuulcrum?
Look is anyone out there? Okay seriously I'm all for a good joke. You know me, good old Misfire, always joking and stuff but this is bordering on highly weird. And you know how I feel about weird things.
I find them.
Well. Weird.
Anyways can anyone tell me where I am? And maybe if you've seen my comrades? Krok is kinda unimpressive and has this sense of quiet desperation, you'd know Spinister by looking at him he actually makes the surrounding area more stupid by existing in it, it's actually kind of impressive. Crankcase has this unmistakable head wound and is generally unpleasant in every way and Fulcrum is the biggest loser you will ever have the pleasure to lay your optics on, believe me you can't miss him.
And more over:
What loser left all this fantastic stuff around?
[ The view abruptly swings to Misfire, gesturing to the... junk heap. ]
SERIOUSLY! Does anyone have a claim on this? Because if not, I am hereby claiming dibs. Dibs on everything. Look at this! [ He picks up what appears to be half of a piano ]
SO USEFUL. For things. This is just careless, really. I mean what a waste. Someone needs to sort through all of this because it is practically a mine of great. Things. Whatsits. Now there is a great word. Not one you hear often, right? Whatsits.
Anyways all I'm really trying to say here is uh.
Little help, please?
Hello? Is this thing on? Krok? Kroooooooooooooook? I promise I'll never roam again! You can't do this!
Spinister? Crankcase? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuulcrum?
Look is anyone out there? Okay seriously I'm all for a good joke. You know me, good old Misfire, always joking and stuff but this is bordering on highly weird. And you know how I feel about weird things.
I find them.
Well. Weird.
Anyways can anyone tell me where I am? And maybe if you've seen my comrades? Krok is kinda unimpressive and has this sense of quiet desperation, you'd know Spinister by looking at him he actually makes the surrounding area more stupid by existing in it, it's actually kind of impressive. Crankcase has this unmistakable head wound and is generally unpleasant in every way and Fulcrum is the biggest loser you will ever have the pleasure to lay your optics on, believe me you can't miss him.
And more over:
What loser left all this fantastic stuff around?
[ The view abruptly swings to Misfire, gesturing to the... junk heap. ]
SERIOUSLY! Does anyone have a claim on this? Because if not, I am hereby claiming dibs. Dibs on everything. Look at this! [ He picks up what appears to be half of a piano ]
SO USEFUL. For things. This is just careless, really. I mean what a waste. Someone needs to sort through all of this because it is practically a mine of great. Things. Whatsits. Now there is a great word. Not one you hear often, right? Whatsits.
Anyways all I'm really trying to say here is uh.
Little help, please?
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Seriously, though. They're not here, you don't have to worry about them. Hopefully for a long time.
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I-
What? You're not mad?
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It's in my best interests to pretend to be. But no. Not mad.
I can only hope you humiliated that hulking purple faux-erudite junkie as much as possible.
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I knew you were cool.
And yeah, we got Grimlock to gut-punch him. It was pretty great.
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[for a moment there's nothing but laughter. Delighted, impish laughter, the kind you get when full schadenfreude hits and some dick you really hate falls on ice and gets up holding their aft.] Hahahaha!! Haaaahahah yes.
What's your name again? Misfire? I should get you a medal.
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Yeah. [ Chin in hands, grinning. ]
Yeah I probably do. But I'll take your autograph instead.