[Video] :: Location - Junkpile

[young_upstart]

Ugh, my head...

[It's hard to make anything out at first, save for the brilliant glare of blue bleeding like an open wound in the vast expanse of a dark sky.]

Where? [The Autobot finally sits himself up, a hand braced against his head as he looks around. His expression falls.]

...oh you've got to be kidding me. I know we were en route to the Planet of Junk, but come on- how many times are we going to crash land? And we just got that ship!

[He pauses, optics narrowing as he looks around once more. There's...something that... No. Probably his imagination. He shakes his head.]

I know I didn't let any of those big bozos drive so how... Guess I should start with "where." -huh?

[He looks directly at the screen, finally.]

Kup? Wheelie? Hey, I'll even settle for Grimlock! Where are you guys?

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[young_upstart]

...of all the different universes it had to bring you.

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

I see my reputation proceeds me.

However, you obviously were not important enough for me to remember since I have no idea who you are.

[Video]

[young_upstart]

...aaand no matter what universe, he's still got the ego to go with it.

The name's Hot Rod.

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[aerospacecommander]

What bad Earth romance novel did you crawl out of?

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[young_upstart]

[Have an odd look.]

I don't follow.

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

You know -- hot rod -- oh never mind.

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[young_upstart]

Look, if you don't have anything useful to tell me- actually why are you even talking to me anyway? Got nothing better to do when you're stuck here, is that it?

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

[Technically that is true since he's still locked in a room. Tormenting people via the network is the only thing he can do.]

If you'd like I could go out and shoot people in order to pass the time.

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[young_upstart]

Huh, so it's either me or someone else getting tormented by you. Guess I'll bite the bullet. I'll admit, this is probably the longest I've ever talked to a Decepticon without shots being exchanged.

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[aerospacecommander]

That tends to happen when you are at war and are trying to kill one another.

But I can't exactly do that over this network.

[And while he's locked in a room.]

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[young_upstart]

True.

So we still playing by those rules here?

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

Unfortunately, no.

Well -- there are a few who make their own rules.

But I've been good. I swear.

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[young_upstart]

Right, and you expect me to trust a Decepticon.

....but then with all the crazy stuff I've been told already, I might actually believe you.

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[aerospacecommander]

Of course you should believe me. I have no reason to lie to you.

Or do I?

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[young_upstart]

I said "might."

[He just shakes his head.]

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[aerospacecommander]

I do admit, I find it rather interesting how relatively famous my name is.

And yet I have no idea who half of you are.

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[young_upstart]

Not so much famous as annoying.

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[aerospacecommander]

I believe the human phrase for this is: the pot calling the kettle black.

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[young_upstart]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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[aerospacecommander]

You're annoying.

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[young_upstart]

You got it backwards.

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[aerospacecommander]

No, no. I'm pretty sure I got it right.

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[young_upstart]

Okay, whatever. Look, I've got better things to do than be insulted by a whiny Decepticon.

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

Did I hit a nerve?

[Video]

[young_upstart]

You wish.