Ratchet (
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re_alignment2012-07-10 08:44 pm
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[Video] Backdated to within a few hours of the initial wave of monsters
[ Ratchet looks worn and a bit beaten about when he makes his call on the Link. He'd been caught by one of the Sharkticons before escaping back to the temple, and there's still smudges of energon glinting in the crevices of his helm and chevron that he missed when wiping his face off. Still, there's a spark in his eyes -- he may not be at the front of the fighting, but he's certainly not out of action. ]
Given this absolutely ridiculous influx of creatures, I'm going to remind you all that I'm a medic and that I know what I'm doing. If you get into a scrap, don't waste time being a hero and limping around with your innards hanging out -- come here and I'll fix you.
[ His eyes narrow. ]
But don't be an idiot either. If I find out that any of you have blown yourself up because you used too many grenades, I'm going to come after you and weld your hands to your skull.
[ The glare he's directing at the comm could kill a mech at twenty paces. ]
Wheeljack, this means you.
[[ ooc: going to be slow in responding, but I thought I'd post this up before I became even later than I already am. ]]
Given this absolutely ridiculous influx of creatures, I'm going to remind you all that I'm a medic and that I know what I'm doing. If you get into a scrap, don't waste time being a hero and limping around with your innards hanging out -- come here and I'll fix you.
[ His eyes narrow. ]
But don't be an idiot either. If I find out that any of you have blown yourself up because you used too many grenades, I'm going to come after you and weld your hands to your skull.
[ The glare he's directing at the comm could kill a mech at twenty paces. ]
Wheeljack, this means you.
[[ ooc: going to be slow in responding, but I thought I'd post this up before I became even later than I already am. ]]

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Hey, have a little faith, Doc.
[He notices Ratchet's condition.]
Maybe you should stay in the temple. It's like Prime said, a medic's more needed in the medical bay than on the field.
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So, how many are 'too many' grenades?
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If you have to ask, you shouldn't be using them in the first place.
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[Aww Ratchet, but Drift is his new buddy! They bonded over killing stuff!]
Easy, Doc, it'll be fine. Drift and I got things covered, so you just make sure the kid's okay.
You too.
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If you get hurt, Ratchet doesn't think he can handle raising a child as a single mom.]I have huge amounts of faith in you when it comes to being a warrior, Wheeljack. I just also know exactly what kinds of methods you use... because I'm not exactly in the mood to clean up all the time.
[ Yes, he remembers your horrendous Wrecker catch phrase and no he will never outright admit it. Probably. ]
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...Ya really put trust in me, Ratch?
[Something about that makes him smile.]
There's gonna be clean up no matter what. I'm a Wrecker, after all.
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Whatever, don't let it get to your head or anything.
[ He coughs, revs his engine a bit before changing the topic. ]
And if you must leave a mess behind, at least make sure that it's not you who's getting messed up. Deal?
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Those with medical and mechanical skill should not be fighting these unless their current position is compromised.
You are valuable.
[You are like his handlers. There's no reason to be in the ring.]
I do not think Wheeljack would be that incapable. Also, welding his hands to his skull would prevent him from fighting the creatures.
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Hmm, I suppose. I'll definitely be staying at the temple for the time being... but if there are wounded out there who need medical attention later, when there are fewer creatures to worry about, I can't justify staying here in protection when they need my aid.
... and I promise not to weld Wheeljack's hands to his skull unless he is that incapable, and only after the creatures are gone. Fair?
[ A bit of a smirk, because call him sentimental, but he's reminded of talking to sparklings when he speaks with Noisy Boy. It's something about the straightforward manner of thinking and lack of consonants that does it. ]
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This is an acceptable compromise. Be advised that the use of a welder in this manner might lead to Wheeljack incidentally violating WRB rules.
[Beyond the whole. Non-regulation height thing. He just thought he should warn Ratchet about potential violations anyway since that's what he does. That, and Ratchet has missed Noisy Boy's disapproval of things so far.]
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[video] I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER TO USE THIS ICON
Belligerence seems to be such a common Autobot medic trait, I wonder why.
[video] lajsd;lkf IT'S A NICE ONE
With an attitude like yours, there's no need to wonder.
[ He is so unimpressed, Starscream. So. Unimpressed. ]
[video] it's the special Ratchet icon
[Just think, Starscream is generally even worse in person.]
[video] he feels so... honoured. except not.
[video] PATIENTS* I can't believe I did that.
[video] it's okay. It happens to all of us <3
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If you've got anybody incoming by ground, do try and let us know? We'll see what we can do to carve open a path.
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I have other priorities.
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Will there really be people blowing themselves up?
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[ Grumble grumble because he doesn't quite realize how scared 4 is. ]
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['Scared' is starting to be an understatement.]
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YOU look a bit injured yourself doyourequireassistance?
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[ Oh. that. Ah... he looks a bit embarrassed. ]
Oh, no no, I'm fine. This is just... superficial scuffing. Haven't had time to get it all off yet.
[ Actually, he's got a bit of a limp at the moment, but like all medics, he's a terrible hypocrite when it comes to taking care of himself. He'd rather yell at other people to be more careful. ]
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That sort of injuries can get infected but ah...I'm sure you from all the bots knows all aobut that. Those sharkticons are such the annoying pests.
HO-WE-VER I'm sure that you preach by example so IF you were really hurt you would let us know right sir?
[You can't fool Blurr, Ratchet.]
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[On the other hand, given what they're planning...they'll be in real trouble when this is done.]
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[ Ratchet has some sinking feelings in his gut right now, but he'll let it go, because he has such a good opinion of you at the moment, McCrane. Don't let him down. ]
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I'm beginning to see why having a medical robot around is a necessity.
[It's not that he's going to get hurt, per se. It's more that...they're going to fire off Gunmax in Max Canon mode, and...well. That takes all the fuel. He doesn't mean to let you down, really.]